“All southern girls are raised to be nice and polite, can’t be anything but, regardless of how meanspirited we might be deep down. The illusion of sweetness, that’s all that counts. We don’t have to be sincerely sweet, but by God we have to be good at faking it. Southern girls will stab you in the back, same as anyone else, but we’ll give you a sugary smile while doing it. -Corrine, “Same Sweet Girls.”