“There are definitely some hos on this campus,” she began. “And plenty more in this city. And the fact that you’re so different from those types only makes it that much more likely that you’ll fetch a nice figure on eBay for the popping of your cherry,” she joked suggestively.”

“There are definitely some hos on this campus,” she began. “And plenty more in this city. And the fact that you’re so different from those types only makes it that much more likely that you’ll fetch a nice figure on eBay for the popping of your cherry,” she joked suggestively.”

— Zack Love