“She fusses for the wrong reasons. She’s not really fussing because severe weather is in today’s forecast, or because my brother Ethan died, leaving her with only one child to fret about, or because I’m addicted to prescription drugs – which she doesn’t even know – but because Mercury is in retrograde.”

“She fusses for the wrong reasons. She’s not really fussing because severe weather is in today’s forecast, or because my brother Ethan died, leaving her with only one child to fret about, or because I’m addicted to prescription drugs – which she doesn’t even know – but because Mercury is in retrograde.”

— Khristina Chess