“Do you think they’ll get back sooner?” “And interrupt honeymoon time?” Maggie laughed. “Be serious.” “What does that even mean?” “I’ll tell you when you’re my age.” “But that’s what you said about ‘douche,’ and ‘condom,’ and the first line of that Liz Phair song,” Ronnie complained.”

“Do you think they’ll get back sooner?” “And interrupt honeymoon time?” Maggie laughed. “Be serious.” “What does that even mean?” “I’ll tell you when you’re my age.” “But that’s what you said about ‘douche,’ and ‘condom,’ and the first line of that Liz Phair song,” Ronnie complained.”

— Jessie Ann Foley