“With five minutes left in the second half of our game against the Willow Bluffs High School Trojans – seriously, their fight song was “Roll on, roll on, Trojans,” the sort of innuendo that constituted psychological warfare against teenaged guys – we had kept the score tied, 1–1.”

“With five minutes left in the second half of our game against the Willow Bluffs High School Trojans – seriously, their fight song was “Roll on, roll on, Trojans,” the sort of innuendo that constituted psychological warfare against teenaged guys – we had kept the score tied, 1–1.”

— Adib Khorram