“For goodness sake, why can’t you just decide on the toilet paper already? You still need to get moisturizer and god only knows what a struggle that is with all the options. Do you have dry skin, or extremely dry skin, or is it sensitive skin? No it must be extremely dry and sensitive. It’s all of the above, isn’t that so? Nothing can save us now, so you might as well splurge on the three-ply, isn’t that so, Simon?”
