“Dissecting the rishta sites quickly becomes me and Fiz’s favorite pastime. ‘Look at this one, Fiz, look at this one. “i am looking for simple, obedient girl.” Vom!’ ‘Why doesn’t he just advertise for a chief chapati maker and be done with it.’ ‘I know, right! This guy says “only virgin!“, “no party girls!” He also loves exclamation marks.’ ‘Translation: I can’t be with a woman who has met other men because then she’ll know how rubbish I am.”
