“Do you even have an ounce of compassion in your entire body?” He looks bored again. “I’m a vampire. Compassion isn’t something we actually do.” I narrow my eyes at him. “Keep it up, and I’m going to turn you into a pile of rocks.” “Ooooh, I’m so scared.” He waves his hands in mock panic. “Oh, wait. Been there, done that, didn’t want the T-shirt.”
