“I knew I had one last shot to win this battle. It was risky, but it’s all I had left. The Tri-Beam Offensive. A last-resort tactic I had developed over the years, in which I attack from three different angles: Sympathy, Health, and Education. It had a low success rate, but at this point I was desperate. ‘It’s not like I’m gonna get better anyway, plus I have a headache, and I have a lot a lot of homework!”
