“I want to blacken the eyes of whoever came up with the concept of dating. Like, you meet a guy who is slightly more bearable than the other available idiots, and you say to yourself, ‘Hey, this one’s not so bad. He’s goofy-looking and thinks he’s God’s gift to women, but I can get past it.’ Then he turns out to be the worst of the idiots, and you’re all alone again until another available idiot shows his face and swings the whole process back into motion.”
