“My clansmen said to me, ‘You are not such a good fighter bu you are very good-looking, so your task is to swim across the fjord to flirt with the beautiful woman throwing fish. With her distracted, we will be safe to attack.” He sighed. “It was my sole task, and already I have failed miserably.”

“My clansmen said to me, ‘You are not such a good fighter bu you are very good-looking, so your task is to swim across the fjord to flirt with the beautiful woman throwing fish. With her distracted, we will be safe to attack.” He sighed. “It was my sole task, and already I have failed miserably.”

— Danielle L. Jensen