“I’ve had the last twenty-some years to obsess over you from afar.” The wife elbowed her husband. “You never obsessed over me from afar.” “That’s because the farthest afar you go is your sister’s book club meetings. Maybe if you went farther, I’d have some room to obsess,” he shot back.”

“I’ve had the last twenty-some years to obsess over you from afar.” The wife elbowed her husband. “You never obsessed over me from afar.” “That’s because the farthest afar you go is your sister’s book club meetings. Maybe if you went farther, I’d have some room to obsess,” he shot back.”

— Lucy Score