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“Be the kind of woman that when your feet hit the floor each morning, the devil says, ‘Oh crap, she’s up!’”

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“Be the kind of woman that when your feet hit the floor each morning, the devil says, ‘Oh crap, she’s up!’”

Anonymous Quote: “Be the kind of woman that when your feet hit the floor each morning, the devil says, ‘Oh crap, she’s up!’”

Anonymous Quote: “Be the kind of woman that when your feet hit the floor each morning, the devil says, ‘Oh crap, she’s up!’”

Anonymous Quote: “Be the kind of woman that when your feet hit the floor each morning, the devil says, ‘Oh crap, she’s up!’”

Anonymous Quote: “Be the kind of woman that when your feet hit the floor each morning, the devil says, ‘Oh crap, she’s up!’”

Anonymous Quote: “Be the kind of woman that when your feet hit the floor each morning, the devil says, ‘Oh crap, she’s up!’”

Anonymous Quote: “Be the kind of woman that when your feet hit the floor each morning, the devil says, ‘Oh crap, she’s up!’”

Anonymous Quote: “Be the kind of woman that when your feet hit the floor each morning, the devil says, ‘Oh crap, she’s up!’”

Anonymous Quote: “Be the kind of woman that when your feet hit the floor each morning, the devil says, ‘Oh crap, she’s up!’”

Anonymous Quote: “Be the kind of woman that when your feet hit the floor each morning, the devil says, ‘Oh crap, she’s up!’”

Anonymous Quote: “Be the kind of woman that when your feet hit the floor each morning, the devil says, ‘Oh crap, she’s up!’”

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