Top 300 Sarina Bowen Quotes (2024 Update)
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251. “Did he open the wrong... “Probably shouldna opened all those drawers,” Blake carries on, rubbing his chin. “Ya can’t unsee some of those toys. But everybody has to have his own kinda fun. Speaking of fun, I also brought you an Italian sub from the deli on our corner. Do you think I can get the bitchy nurse lady to bring this bag in there for you?”

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252. “That dude is a lot like a big, drooly dog. Doesn’t matter if he just met you, he wants to lick your face and hump your leg.”

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253. “What kind of city doesn’t have a football team? Explain that to me, Wes.” “They do have one,” I point out. “The Argonauts.” Richard narrows his eyes. “Is it an NFL team?” “Well, no, it’s CFL, but – ” “Then they don’t have a team,” he says firmly. I stifle a laugh.”

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254. “At ten o’clock I receive a text from Blake. Hi, girlfriend! I just wanted you to know I’m turning in for the evening. Alone. Because we’re dating. I’m not a total jerk, so I reply, Hey there! How’s Chicago? I’m turning in, too. Alone. Because that’s how I roll. I miss you, he writes. And now I don’t know whether or not to be honest. I miss you, too, I admit. But that doesn’t mean we’re dating. We are, though. Good night, Blake. Good night, girlfriend.”

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255. “I have the same dirty mind as everyone else. And I just want what everyone else has.”

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256. “I blew my girlfriend a kiss. I hope she was watching. Oh, she was. Great game! I write, stepping right around the issue of the kiss. J and I had a lot of fun watching you guys mow down Chicago.”

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257. “You’re not competing for him, dumbass. He’s already yours.”

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258. “You close?” His voice holds a taunting note, his lips curved in a slight smirk. “You know I am,” I say desperately. I buck my hips but that just makes him stop moving. Frustration streaks through me. “Please.” “Please what?” He teases my nipple with rough fingertips. “Please let me come.” “Please let me come what?” Confusion rises for a moment, until I realize what he wants. “Please, Blake. Please let me come, Blake.” A huge grin stretches across his face. “Okey-dokey.”

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259. “You two look at each other like you wished clothing was never invented.”

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260. “We’re off, are we?” Grandpa lifts the apron over his head. “I just need five minutes to get beautiful.”

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261. “Why would you complicate our friendship?” I whispered. “Like it’s so simple now?” He countered.”

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262. “My dragons took long naps on their chains and forgot to frighten me with their fiery roar.”

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263. “He doesn’t need skill – he just needs to be here. Him. Here. With me.”

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264. “Not only did I have the hots for Griff, I had a crush on his family, too.”

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265. “You’re everything that I want, and everything I need. You already have my heart, and I don’t want it back.”

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266. “Humans are interdependent by choice. You have a burden of guilt, and it’s brave of you to want to carry it yourself. But it’s foolish not to let others help you. Give some of it away to your parents and your friends. And when they need your help, you’ll be strong enough to support them, too.”

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267. “My hand creeps down into my boxers without my approval. Jamie is pumping himself now. Slowly, up and down. He pauses to rub his thumb over the head, and my throat constricts. “Wes,” he says, his voice like gravel. “I need your help.”

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268. “I can handle it, Lark. Just lean on me. I’ll be your Apostate Farm.”

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269. “Seriously,” he says, wiping his remarkable abs. “What could you possibly have done that’s so awful?” “I slammed Danton up against a wall.” “Hallelujah!”

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270. “Changing on the fly: the substitution of players between the ice and the bench while the clock is running.”

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271. “Because hope springs eternal. And you just never know.”

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272. “We both just savor the connection. It’s like finding an object I thought I’d lost – I have to stop and admire it for a moment, wondering how something can be both familiar and unexpected.”

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273. “I don’t know why I fought you for so long.”

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274. “I’m supposed to be here taking measurements, but I haven’t even brought a measuring tape. And it’s not the apartment I need to measure – it’s the size of my balls.”

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275. “He turned toward me wearing a typical, piercing Griff frown. It was so potent it should probably be its own word. Griffrown.”

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276. “At least somebody has fun in my bed.”

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277. “Kissing my way down her hairline, I pause at her ear. “First time I ever saw you, I wanted a kiss,” I whisper, punctuating it with a kiss on her cheekbone. “Now I’m totally spoiled. Forever.”

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278. “I guess I’m turned on by philanthropy? Who knew.”

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279. “Baby, you had me at teammates. Please tell me there won’t be enough chairs and I’ll have to sit on one of their laps.”

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280. “Ugh. Betrayed by my subconscious.”

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281. “Their complaint is eight pages long, detailing instance after instance of inappropriate, homophobic language. And a few racial slurs, too. I drank a very large glass of scotch after reading it. I had no idea things were so bad.”

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282. “He breaks out in a huge smile. Rubs his hands together and then cracks his knuckles as if he’s preparing for a throwdown rather than a kiss.”

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283. “And now he was horny. His hand had moved, resting just above the waistband of his shorts. He gave the spot beneath his abs the tiniest of caresses, like he had an itch, but it was obvious he’d been hoping to do some strategic rearranging.”

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284. “Still have your teeth?’ Benito asked, smiling.”

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285. “I cupped my aching balls and tried to take a deep breath. My chest was tight from wanting him. He was right there – his hip touching mine. I wanted to bend down and take him in my mouth. I wanted it so badly I could taste it.”

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286. “Because I’d wanted to touch him more than I’d wanted my next breath.”

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287. “But hope is tricky. She sneaks up on you even in unpredictable locations.”

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288. “Several curious heads turn in Jamie’s direction as he crosses the massive lobby. A flashbulb goes off, but still, he doesn’t stop. He keeps me trapped in a serious stare and erases the distance between us, and then he’s in front of me, those brown eyes twinkling playfully as he leans closer and – Kisses me.”

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289. “Jamie doesn’t leave my side, though. He and I are the calm eye of a friendly, familial hurricane. And I hope the storm will never pass.”

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290. “Isn’t that everybody, though? Who walks around every day feeling perfectly worthy of love?”

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291. “I was as good as resisting Griff Shipley as Homer Simpson was at resisting a donut.”

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292. “Fine. One more kiss,” I say in a grudging tone.”

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293. “Marriage under law is a union of equals,” she.”

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294. “Every touch was a command, as if I’d been placed on this earth to pleasure him. Judging from the way my body responded to his touch, perhaps I had.”

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295. “This is how it feels to get just what you need when you didn’t even know you needed it.”

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296. “Last I saw him, he was sucking on a bottle of whiskey like he was trying to make it come.”

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297. “You’re not okay. And I’m the one who noticed.”

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298. “She and I were a dangerous combination. We needed cautionary signs like the ones hanging in the tractor shed over the cans of diesel fuel. WARNING: COMBUSTIBLE.”

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299. “Any chick but Jess Canning, that is. She’s my problem. And I can hardly even form the words in my mind, they’re so awful. I’m falling for her. But does she notice? No, no and no. My date is too busy fawning over the Irish chump on the stage.”

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300. “Zach was beautiful on his worst day. But a horny Zach was a thing of fantasies.”

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