Top 400 Sherman Alexie Quotes (2024 Update)
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401. “Love and death,” my father said. “It’s all love and death.”

— Sherman Alexie

402. “My parents sold blood for money to buy food. Poverty was our spirit animal.”

— Sherman Alexie

403. “We didn’t talk. Didn’t need to talk.”

— Sherman Alexie

404. “Can a book rightfully be called a book if it never gets read?”

— Sherman Alexie

405. “There are so many new skyscrapers being built in our city of rain, I wonder if everybody’s spirit animal is now the construction crane.”

— Sherman Alexie

406. “I mean, you have to love somebody that much to also hate them that much, too.”

— Sherman Alexie

407. “But it happens mostly because “being American” means “being white,” even for a brown boy like me.”

— Sherman Alexie

408. “We order Diet since my father and I are both diabetic. Genetics, you know?”

— Sherman Alexie

409. “Remember this: men and pornography are like plants and sunshine. To me, porn is photosynthesis.”

— Sherman Alexie

410. “There is a good day to die and there is a good day to play the piano.”

— Sherman Alexie

411. “But my grandmother wanted us to forgive her murderer.”

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412. “I want all kinds of strangers to love me. The Indian horses screamed.”

— Sherman Alexie

413. “Maybe his heart was okay; maybe it had missed only one dance step in a lifetime of otherwise lovely coronary waltzes.”

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414. “Gay people could do anything. They were like Swiss army knives.”

— Sherman Alexie

415. “Zsa Zsa was charismatic in the banal and voracious way that reality stars like Kim Kardashian are charismatic now.”

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416. “How many books do you have here?” Corliss asked. “Two million, one hundred thousand, and eleven,” the librarian said proudly, but Corliss was frightened. What happens to the world when that many books go unread? And what happens to the unread authors of those unread books?”

— Sherman Alexie

417. “Lynn’s parents refused to accept Sean Casey’s Indian blood and, in fact, exhibited a kind of denial that was nearly pathological in its intensity.”

— Sherman Alexie

418. “Ah, friend, this world – this one universe – Is already too expansive for me. When I die, let my mourners know That I shrugged at the possibility Of other universes. Hire a choir – Let them tell the truth But tell it choral – Let the assembled voices sing About my theology: I’m the fragile and finite mortal Who wanted no part of immortality. 27.”

— Sherman Alexie

419. “Yes, I was bewildered. When was the last time a white American male was truly bewildered or would admit to such a thing? We had taken the world from covered wagons to space shuttles in seventy-five years. After such accomplishment, how could we ever get lost in the wilderness again? How could we not invent a device to guide our souls through the darkness?”

— Sherman Alexie

420. “He was a white man and, therefore, he was allowed to be romantic.”

— Sherman Alexie

421. “I really miss those cafeterias they use to have in Kmart. I don’t know why they stopped having those. If there is a Heaven then I firmly believe it’s a Kmart cafeteria.”

— Sherman Alexie

422. “We spend our lives with the person who has the same scars in the same places.”

— Sherman Alexie

423. “Sometimes you don’t something is true until you hear it for the first time.”

— Sherman Alexie

424. “But mostly it feels sad, often hopeless, and hot with loneliness.”

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425. “When anybody, no matter how old they are, loses a parent, I think it hurts the same as if you were only five years old, you know?”

— Sherman Alexie

426. “Or maybe I could have anesthetized myself with homework and extra credit and binge-reading.”

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427. “Like the coffin was settling down for a long, long nap, for a forever nap.”

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428. “Grief is scary and beautiful, too, I thought, but did not text.”

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429. “Because someone needs to help you die the right way,” she said. “And we both know that dying ain’t something you ever done before.”

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430. “F. Scott Fitzgerald wrote that the sign of a superior mind ‘is the ability to hold two opposing ideas at the same time.’ Do you believe this is true? And is it also true that you once said, ‘The only time white people tell the truth is when they keep their mouths shut’?”

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431. “My white friends were visibly distressed by that loud singer and drummer. One of my friends, whom I shall call Tara, leaned forward and whispered, “I hate Indians.” My four other white friends gasped, but it took Tara a few moments to remember that she was sitting beside me, her Indian friend. She burst into tears and spent the rest of the night apologizing. “It’s okay,” I kept saying. But it wasn’t. I was hurt, ashamed, and angry.”

— Sherman Alexie

432. “The professor ignored Lynn’s comments and proceeded with his lecture.”

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433. “What scares me least? The Afterlife. Really. Who cares? I’m going to be a good person no matter what is supposed to happen after I die.”

— Sherman Alexie

434. “It sucks to be poor, and it sucks to feel that you somehow deserve to be poor. You start believing that you’re poor because you’re stupid and ugly. And then you start believing that you’re stupid and ugly because you’re Indian. And because you’re Indian you start believing you’re destined to be poor. It’s an ugly circle and there’s nothing you can do about it.”

— Sherman Alexie

435. “But God has a way of making things even out, I guess.”

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436. “Grief is a plastic surgeon.”

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437. “If you weren’t good for making food, shelter, or babies, then you were tossed out on your own.”

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438. “After our earliest ancestors crawled out of the oceans, how soon did they feel the desire to crawl back in?”

— Sherman Alexie