Top 90 Taffy Brodesser-Akner Quotes (2024 Update)
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51. “How miserable is too miserable?”

— Taffy Brodesser-Akner

52. “That was why you heard about people in their thirties and forties going to law school but never medical school. It wasn’t just the time it would take to get licensed. It was the realization as you got older about how fallible you were in every aspect of your life.”

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53. “She never once thought she deserved happiness. She never once wondered if there was something better out there. This was their marriage; this was their family. It was theirs, they owned it, they made it. If there was one thing she’d learned from her grandmother, it was an understanding that life isn’t always what you want it to be, and obligations are obligations and nothing less.”

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54. “She filed all the ways she was put off under an enormous label called Weren’t You Listening? When she was annoyed and she spoke with him, her face reminded him of the faces of people he’d seen die: The animating force taken away from them, they looked like completely different people. It terrified him.”

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55. “When I told people what I did, they’d say, “Being a mother is the hardest job there is.” But it wasn’t. The hardest job there was was being a mother and having an actual job, with pants and a commuter train pass and pens and lipstick. Back when I had a job, no one ever said to me, “Having an actual job and being a mother is the hardest job there is.”

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56. “I was still living on Carmine Street when I fell in love with my first editor, Glenn, back at the first magazine I worked at out of college, TV Tonight. Glenn was married, with three children. He wasn’t the most handsome guy in our office, but he was the one who telegraphed a kind of stability that I was boring enough to find sexy.”

— Taffy Brodesser-Akner

57. “They became sophisticated in a way that she wasn’t-in a way she’d never be because sophistication is either your first language or you always have an accent in it.”

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58. “We aren’t meant to comprehend endings. We aren’t meant to understand death. Death’s whole gig is not being understood.”

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59. “Weekends were endless. If you needed to know the most disparate thing about Adam and me it was that he loved them and I did not. I liked order and routine. Weekends were an abyss that was exactly long enough to stare back at me.”

— Taffy Brodesser-Akner

60. “She was not at the gym, or coming back from the gym in a less black mood than usual, not by much but a little.”

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61. “He had a slightly lazy eye, which would stray only when he’d been staring at you for a long time, as if the eye were done with the conversation and was hinting at the rest of him that it was time to go.”

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62. “The only thing more offensive than Miriam not working was Miriam thinking she did work.”

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63. “Sleepovers, as far as Toby could tell, consisted of the girls in her class getting together and forming alliances and lobbing microaggressions at each other in an all-night cold war, and they did this voluntarily.”

— Taffy Brodesser-Akner

64. “I’m not a perv,” Seth said, even though there were literally hundreds of women who would absolutely have classified Seth as a perv.”

— Taffy Brodesser-Akner

65. “There was not a number at which anyone said, “I have a good life. I’d like to see if I can help someone else have a good life.” These were criminals – yes, most of them were real, live criminals. Not always with jailable offenses, but certainly morally abhorrent ones: They had offshore accounts or they underpaid their assistants or they didn’t pay taxes on their housekeepers or they were NRA members.”

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66. “My voice only came alive then I was talking about someone else; my ability to see the truth and to extrapolate human emotion based on what I saw and was told didn’t extend to myself.”

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67. “A wife isn’t like an ultra-girlfriend or a permanent girlfriend. She’s an entirely new thing. She’s something you made together, with you as an ingredient. She couldn’t be the wife without you.”

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68. “He would love a dinner party full of crazy people. But he didn’t want a life with a crazy person.”

— Taffy Brodesser-Akner

69. “They went to concerts and the opera and took French lessons outside of school and then went to actual France and they became sophisticated in a way that she wasn’t – in a way she’d never be because sophistication is either your first language or you always have an accent in it.”

— Taffy Brodesser-Akner

70. “Our fourth lunch: “It’s like group therapy,” he said, eating a scoop of cottage cheese, and talking about all these new people he’d dated, so many of whom had been through the same thing.”

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71. “She spat the lo mein back into the carton. It was disgusting. Why would you eat spaghetti from a Chinese place?”

— Taffy Brodesser-Akner

72. “I made lunch. I made dinner. I made breakfast. I made lunch. I made dinner. I made breakfast. I made lunch. I made dinner.”

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73. “He didn’t want to be set up with people. He didn’t want to know what his friends thought he was worthy of. All of this was still so new that the only thing he could tolerate was the ice-cold democracy of a dating app.”

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74. “Amicable amicable amicable. Did you ever notice that you only use the word amicable in relation to divorce? Was it because it was so often used for divorce that you didn’t want to poison anything else with it? The way you could say “malignant” for things other than cancer but you never did?”

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75. “It was dark on the second day when it occurred to him that he had to take action on some of these conversations. He realized it because a woman he was messaging with wrote, So will I see that cute face anytime soon or not?”

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76. “Miriam said something, and then Cindy talked for either an hour more or a minute more but Toby didn’t hear anything after that because his blood froze, and his inner ear began to bleed, and his brain turned to putty and began to leak out his nose, and his face melted off his skull, and his life would never be the same and he knew right then he’d never understand another thing ever again.”

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77. “Hannah snarled at him that he’d chosen the wrong outfit, that the leggings were for tomorrow, and so he held up her tiny red shorts and she swiped them out of his hands with the disgust of a person who was not committed to any consideration of scale when it came to emotional display.”

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78. “What was so much better than stability and the love of a good person who rooted for you? We fall in love and we decide to marry in this one incredible moment, and what if everything that happens after that is trying to remember that moment? We watch ourselves and our spouses change, and the work is to constantly recall the reasons you did this in the first place.”

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79. “I went back to the bench and lit a cigarette and inhaled, the smoke entering my body and filling it with poison, with something.”

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80. “Toby had heard from other doctors who worked with a poorer clientele that less fortunate people are more accepting of these things. Not the rich ones. Rich patients couldn’t believe that money couldn’t help, that their positions and club memberships and status couldn’t help. They couldn’t believe that nobody was coming to save them. But nobody was coming to save them.”

— Taffy Brodesser-Akner

81. “IT MUST HAVE been that his dreams were too real, or else that he was never really asleep, because when he woke up that Saturday, it was like he’d been waiting to open his eyes. The whole night he had been stuck in the gloaming where sleep kept threatening, but all he got were hallucinations. He’d forgotten to pull the shades, so the room was too bright. The air-conditioning was working now but making a weird sound.”

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82. “Whatever kind of woman you are, even when you’re a lot of kinds of women, you’re still always just a woman, which is to say you’re always a little bit less than a man.”

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83. “There were so many ways of being a woman in the world, but all of them still rendered her just a woman, which is to say: a target.”

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84. “Once, she woke him up in the middle of the night after she came home from some event, and began poking around in the blanket for his boxers like she was looking for batteries in the junk drawer, and when she saw nothing was going on down there, she said, “I guess this is it, then.” He had no idea what she meant. She began crying and screaming at him, telling him how miserable she was.”

— Taffy Brodesser-Akner

85. “At the bowling alley, Sam’s giant hands selected a marbled red ball and flung it through the air so that it could land on the oiled alley like a swan and score him, yes, his third strike.”

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86. “Our fifth lunch: “It couldn’t be me,” he said as he ate four turkey slices with mustard and no bread. “There are too many of us who want the best for our children and our spouses. Sometimes you end up married to someone who didn’t realize she didn’t want to be married. I mean, look at this.” He swiped up a photo. A perfectly lovely woman with dimples, wearing a bathing suit and squinting in the sun.”

— Taffy Brodesser-Akner

87. “Now that I stay at home, I can say it out loud. But now that I don’t work, no one is listening. No one listens to stay-at-home mothers, which, I guess, is why we were so careful about their feelings in the first place.”

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88. “It’s crazy that the friends you’re fondest of from your youth sometimes resemble people you would cross the street to avoid as an adult.”

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89. “What was so much better than stability and the love of a good person who rooted for you? We fall in love and we decide to marry in this one incredible moment, and what if everything that happens after that is about trying to remember that moment?”

— Taffy Brodesser-Akner

90. “Being at the hospital was like being inside the future, but as it was imagined by science fiction films in the last part of the twentieth century, not the actual future we ended up with, where everything just turned out being smaller and flimsier than it used to be.”

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91. “Or I wanted to understand how to live a life that I was not the star of, to learn to recede into the background and be what my children needed from me and every time I came close I felt a vast abyss and ran in the opposite direction.”

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92. “I leaned against his shoulder, which required a full coccyx-to-neck side curl, since his shoulder reached considerably below any part of my head, and so that I had to bend my torso-neck-head into the shape of a C.”

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93. “Solly understood. Solly knew. Solly was his in a way that made him never wonder if all of this had been worth it. He had Toby’s same internal need for things to be okay. Solly wanted peace, just like his father.”

— Taffy Brodesser-Akner