Top 250 Thom Yorke Quotes (2024 Update)
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51. “It’s the devil’s way now There is no way out You can scream and you can shout It is too late now.”

— Thom Yorke

52. “People sometimes say we take things too seriously, but it’s the only way you’ll get anywhere.”

— Thom Yorke

53. “I can’t wait to die so I can be a skeleton and play my chest like a xylophone.”

— Thom Yorke

54. “Amnesiac was written to make fun of senior citizens with alzheimers. I hate them and I wish they’d die.”

— Thom Yorke

55. “I think the most important thing about music is the sense of escape.”

— Thom Yorke

56. “You are my centre when I spin away.”

— Thom Yorke

57. “15 Step is about how if you have mental illness and try to dance you look very funny. Whenever you see me dancing on stage, I’m imitating the mentally ill.”

— Thom Yorke

58. “I would rather die then let my kids eat cup a soup.”

— Thom Yorke

59. “You do it to yourself, you do, And that’s what really hurts, Is you do it to yourself, just you, You and no-one else, You do it to yourself.”

— Thom Yorke

60. “Treefingers is important, it’s the point in which our protagonist crosses the icy tundra that is how to disappear completely to reach the island of Optimistic. But seriously, kill yourself.”

— Thom Yorke

61. “Mephostopheles is the name of a male gigolo I knew. When he’s reaching up to grab me, I suppose it’s an erotic bit of poetry.”

— Thom Yorke

62. “I hate to sound self absorbed, but I’m just going to cast out this pearl of wisdom, if I could give the whole world cancer and kill them and be the last man on earth it would be a sign that god loves me especially.”

— Thom Yorke

63. “If I was made of chocolate I would melt myself in a car to ruin the interior.”

— Thom Yorke

64. “The whole point of creating music for me is to give voice to things that aren’t normally given voice to.”

— Thom Yorke

65. “At a better pace Slower and more calculated No chance of escape.”

— Thom Yorke

66. “If I could be any famous person, I’d be John Wilkes Booth, because I’d love to shoot Abraham Lincoln in the face.”

— Thom Yorke

67. “Metaphorically I am made of chairs. It’s a metaphor though. That means I am not actually made of the chairs.”

— Thom Yorke

68. “I will never run out of quotes. I am, after all, the Thom Yorke.”

— Thom Yorke

69. “Your fantasies are unlikely. But beautiful.”

— Thom Yorke

70. “Trying to find my flaws is like trying to find a black person at one of our concerts.”

— Thom Yorke

71. “One person can’t change the world. But Thom Yorke can, because he’s two people. Both of them are Thom Yorke.”

— Thom Yorke

72. “Have you ever seen any member of radiohead aside from me in public? Do they interact or ‘lift’ objects? Holograms, all of them. I created them in 1991 using my massive brainpower. Even pitchforkmedia is a product of my brilliant imagination.”

— Thom Yorke

73. “Isn’t it strange how someone can be both human and divine at the same time? I am referring, of course, to myself.”

— Thom Yorke

74. “People in bands don’t have the kind of conversations people might think they have. The best things about being in a band are the things that are unsaid.”

— Thom Yorke

75. “Most of my dancing is actually convulsions from having to listen to my own music.”

— Thom Yorke

76. “I have multiple personalities, but, being a fairly uncreative individual, they are all Thom Yorke.”

— Thom Yorke

77. “Occasionally I’ll just pull out a rifle and shoot one of my audience members. So far there have been no complaints filed.”

— Thom Yorke

78. “It’s not racist if I like the race. But I don’t like Asian people.”

— Thom Yorke

79. “If I were to be any celebrity, I’d be Chris Martin. I’ve always wondered what it would be like to be jealous of Thom Yorke.”

— Thom Yorke

80. “How come I end up where I started? How come I end up where I went wrong? You used to be alright What happened?”

— Thom Yorke

81. “Look at that fat kid, in the audience. You want some pie you little fatty? I strongly dislike fat kids. Security, please remove him, that fat kid, over there, by the pies.”

— Thom Yorke

82. “Imagine? Yeah I can imagine John Lennon being dead.”

— Thom Yorke

83. “Nobody wins the superbowl, I win the superbowl. I am the superbowl.”

— Thom Yorke

84. “I won’t live in a mostly Mexican neighborhood. I’m sorry I just won’t do it.”

— Thom Yorke

85. “I’ve tried crowd surfing but the radiating light that surrounds me kept sending me floating into the heavens. Goddamn I’m beautiful.”

— Thom Yorke

86. “I often fake my death and then just show up at people’s houses. They say ‘that’s a good one Thom’ but I know maybe they don’t really think it’s a funny joke.”

— Thom Yorke

87. “Whenever I meet a beauty, I escape or hide in the corner.”

— Thom Yorke

88. “Radiohead is overrated. Thom Yorke’s solo output, however, is brilliant.”

— Thom Yorke

89. “I have no idea what I am talking about I’m trapped in this body and can’t get out.”

— Thom Yorke

90. “She looks like the real thing, She tastes like the real thing, My fake plastic love. But I can’t help the feeling, I could blow through the ceiling If I just turned and ran.”

— Thom Yorke

91. “Open your mouth wide A universal sigh.”

— Thom Yorke

92. “The video of ‘Paranoid Android’ has been censored by MTV. They took all nipples out of the cartoon, but they had no problem with the scene in which a man cuts off his own arms and legs.”

— Thom Yorke

93. “If we replaced all of our guns with chicken sandwiches it would end all war immediately.”

— Thom Yorke

94. “I once got hit with a taser at a concert and everyone thought I was dancing. Now I have to do that dance, at every show for the rest of my life, or admit that a taser can damage the Thom Yorke.”

— Thom Yorke

95. “Yeah, after making Pablo Honey, we started experimenting with cloning myself in order to double the band’s creative energy. However, the experiment was a failure, and the defective Thom Yorke clone escaped. And formed a band called Muse.”

— Thom Yorke

96. “I’m not afraid of computers taking over the world. They’re just sitting there. I can hit them with a two by four.”

— Thom Yorke

97. “I once tried playing baseball but I started crying.”

— Thom Yorke

98. “If I had one wish I’d wish for a million wishes because I am clever.”

— Thom Yorke

99. “The hardest part about being in radiohead is being inside a giant head that is a radio. Ha ha, little english humour there, or is it a hammer?”

— Thom Yorke

100. “It’s a fine line between writing something with genuine emotional impact and turning into little idiots feeling sorry for ourselves and playing stadium rock.”

— Thom Yorke