Top 80 Tracy Morgan Quotes (2025 Update)
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51. “You can’t hold me to the same standard as the president or a school teacher. I’m just a comedian. My job is like Archie Bunker.”

— Tracy Morgan

52. “I think people would want to see Tracy Morgan host ‘Saturday Night Live.’”

— Tracy Morgan

53. “I don’t need no stool and mike stand. I don’t need all of that to be funny. I’ve been funny my whole life. This is a gift God gave me. I spread love wherever I’m at. I’m like Marvin Gaye.”

— Tracy Morgan

54. “Stand-up is my foundation. That’s where it started at. And I love it because it’s personal. It’s mine. It’s all me. It’s my experience in life.”

— Tracy Morgan

55. “I don’t take any relationships for granted and I won’t ever again. I just enjoy life.”

— Tracy Morgan

56. “My sense of humor is a turkey, and I pull it out of the oven and baste it in reality.”

— Tracy Morgan

57. “I was like any other inner-city kid with a chip on his shoulder because his daddy and his mommy wasn’t together.”

— Tracy Morgan

58. “Sometimes I think we’re exposed to things we shouldn’t be exposed to too early. I think that sets the tone to a person’s whole life.”

— Tracy Morgan

59. “I’ve been funny my whole life. This is a gift God gave me.”

— Tracy Morgan

60. “Life smacks Tracy Morgan in the face, and I don’t mean to talk in third party, but no, it doesn’t stop raining when I come outside, no, absolutely not. I’m very in touch.”

— Tracy Morgan

61. “Stand-up is the foundation to my career. It’s what I started out doing.”

— Tracy Morgan

62. “If you can survive ‘Saturday Night Live,’ then you’re good as far as show business is concerned.”

— Tracy Morgan

63. “If I don’t offend somebody, then I’m probably not funny.”

— Tracy Morgan

64. “Every person has contributed to me as a human, but a lot of the characters I do are ones I created.”

— Tracy Morgan

65. “I do stand up sometimes out of anger. Sometimes the greatest stuff comes from a dark place.”

— Tracy Morgan

66. “People bring camera phones into comedy shows and clubs and concerts, and sound bites never come out right.”

— Tracy Morgan

67. “Too many people focus on the thing, instead of the heavenly glory of it. I don’t want to give away what to expect.”

— Tracy Morgan

68. “If we all had a little bit of Michael Jackson in us, I think it would make the world a better place.”

— Tracy Morgan

69. “I want to let my fans know I love them and I’m coming your way and I’m bringing truckloads of funny.”

— Tracy Morgan

70. “You will be surprised but I do a lot of studying and I watch National Geographic.”

— Tracy Morgan

71. “I would love to try action films.”

— Tracy Morgan

72. “As a child, I was able to know that I wanted a better life.”

— Tracy Morgan

73. “I spread love wherever I’m at. I’m like Marvin Gaye.”

— Tracy Morgan

74. “I love being around people who love to do what I love to do, which is comedy.”

— Tracy Morgan

75. “My father was funnier than me. My father was Richard Pryor-funny. I’m just a better businessman.”

— Tracy Morgan

76. “My life growing up was a twisted Bronx version of The Color Purple. It had a much different soundtrack and no trees, but that desperation was the same.”

— Tracy Morgan

77. “I deal with my sons like young men. If they have a problem with something, they come to me. I am the type of dad that will drop everything I am doing for them, and always tell them to talk to me about it.”

— Tracy Morgan

78. “I’m very giving. Even if it’s for nonsense, I’ll give it to you.”

— Tracy Morgan

79. “I’m not really much into politics, because it’s rarely discussed in my line of work.”

— Tracy Morgan

80. “Stand-up and comedy is the place where we are supposed to be able to make fun of all of the world’s ills.”

— Tracy Morgan

81. “People walked out on Richard Pryor and he’s the funniest man alive.”

— Tracy Morgan

82. “I’m not focused on the outrageousness. I’m just focused on being funny, and raising my kids. I don’t even read the newspaper, I don’t read that crap.”

— Tracy Morgan

83. “The only thing that stays the same in life is change.”

— Tracy Morgan