Top 280 Vi Keeland Quotes (2026 Update)
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251. “I had thought peace was a place where there was no turbulence or fear. Where there were no highs and lows and where happiness was found in the calm at the center. But at that moment, I finally realized peace wasn’t about avoiding things. It was about making the choice to live life with all its chaos around you, and in the midst of it all, having calm in your heart.”

— Vi Keeland

252. “Pretty sure you wouldn’t have to straddle the speaker. He’d bury his head and sing right into your vajayjay if you wanted.”

— Vi Keeland

253. “She sighed. “Well, just make sure he has the right values. Money and a handsome face often cause temporary blindness.”

— Vi Keeland

254. “I’m pretty sure I’d be using the lemons to peg people in the head if I were in his shoes.”

— Vi Keeland

255. “So he’s handsome, thoughtful, and funny. Sounds awful.”

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256. “The thing with regret is, you can only regret the past. So for you, that’s healthy. Regret the past. Use it. Make a new future. Visit her often. The more the regret is pushed into the past, the easier it will be.”

— Vi Keeland

257. “We don’t fall in love with the perfect person; we fall in love despite a person’s imperfections.”

— Vi Keeland

258. “Closing my eyes, I had to laugh. Iris knew full well that I didn’t go out with Blake. She’d said that to make Reed jealous. She’d totally tricked him. I’d have to remember to thank her.”

— Vi Keeland

259. “Impatient much?” “Patience is bitter. It’s the fruit that’s sweet.” “Did you just quote Aristotle?” “Maybe.”

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260. “Daddy, Sadie saved Marmaduke’s life! He was choking on a ball, and she did the hymen remover.”

— Vi Keeland

261. “He’s single. And is about to have clean socks. That’s better than half the men you’ve gone out with lately already.”

— Vi Keeland

262. “I was more afraid of losing you than I was of finding you.”

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263. “I wondered if this was what happened when you truly loved someone, that you could physically feel that person’s fear. His fear was mine. His pain was mine.”

— Vi Keeland

264. “I’d go three hundred and sixty-four days thirsty if it meant I got to drink you in for just one.”

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265. “What I liked best was that she seemed to know who she was, and while she could poke fun, she was also proud and unashamed. Too many women wanted to be someone else.”

— Vi Keeland

266. “If you’re really Santa, can you please bring my dad and me a special friend? Sort of like a mom, but not a mom because I only have one mom, and she’s gone. But maybe someone who can make Dad laugh more. And if she can do braids, that would be super cool. Dad is really, really bad at them.”

— Vi Keeland

267. “If our kisses were each a story, this was the one where the hero got the girl, and they rode off into the sunset.”

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268. “There was something just so beautiful about a man who saved the best parts of himself for the women in his life.”

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269. “Not sure I’m capable of selfless. Spent most of my life on the -ish side of self, rather than the -less.” “No.”

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270. “Forget whiplash, this woman had bitchlash;.”

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271. “That’s okay. He exercised at home this morning. Wall lunges.”

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272. “After several more minutes of daydreaming about the man, I gave myself an adult pep talk. You need to find a job. You need to find a job. You have only one week of work left after this one. Get your ass off of Facebook. It.”

— Vi Keeland

273. “Most people think a beautiful woman doesn’t have to work as hard to get what she wants. And that might be true when she’s at a bar trying to get a drink, or when she’s in Home Depot trying to find someone to help her down the plumbing aisle. But it’s not true in the workplace. A beautiful woman often has to work twice as hard to be seen for who she is here. Because, unfortunately, there are still men out there who can’t see past beauty.”

— Vi Keeland

274. “And now I can tell everyone my dog poops diamonds!”

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275. “Thank you, it goes with the rest of my perfectness”.”

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276. “What they say about wanting what you can’t have is apparently true. For some bloody reason, I can’t stop thinking about you in very inappropriate ways.”

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277. “Bennett steadied us and pressed his lips to mine. His thumbs wiped the tears from my eyes. “Thank you for loving me even when I hated myself.”

— Vi Keeland

278. “Smart women don’t believe the things you say. They believe the actions they see.”

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279. “Charlotte had no idea the level of impact she’d had on my life, the depth of my feelings for her, because I’d never told her.”

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280. “Last night, I told my dad that I really want someone else to braid my hair besides him. He doesn’t know how to do it right. Then I caught him watching a YouTube video on how to braid.”

— Vi Keeland

281. “She said if you have to sit down with your child and tell them that they’ve been adopted, you waited too long.”

— Vi Keeland

282. “I’d wanted to come back for so many years. But that part of my life was a locked box, and I’d been afraid to open it for fear of finding things inside I couldn’t stuff back in.”

— Vi Keeland

283. “Can we get back to the settlement?” I slammed my file shut. “My client isn’t giving Dr. DickUpTheAss one damn cent.”

— Vi Keeland

284. “Shall we?” The doors slide open and he leisurely extends his arm to the looming double doors marked Penthouse. I get the feeling that I’m about to step through the wardrobe. And the lion is right behind me.”

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285. “I think it’s better to spend years treasuring a memory that might hurt sometimes than to never make one at all.”

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286. “Goodbye, Grams.” “Later, masturbater.”

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287. “That was how confident I was in Charlotte’s love for me, that nothing could deter how she saw me, no matter how embarrassing.”

— Vi Keeland