Top 40 A.K. Kuykendall Quotes (2025 Update)

1. “Pennywise the Dancing Clown is every menacing figure you see. But the ones who float, in this apt soliloquy, look mighty similar to me. I don’t think we’re all Georgie.”

— A.K. Kuykendall

2. “Melania Trump wanted two things: a sugar daddy and to be an American citizen. She got, instead, the worse version of the American dream.”

— A.K. Kuykendall

3. “A woman with an extraordinary oral fixation is a rarity, a blessing, a righteous investment.”

— A.K. Kuykendall

4. “America is Troy. Trump is a Trojan Horse.”

— A.K. Kuykendall

5. “Son, we are all products of operant conditioning. By daring to think outside the box, you’ll be judged. Stay the course. Heightened cognizance is meaningful only when freely sought out and discovered. Not when it is incrementally spoon-fed to you throughout your lifetime.”

— A.K. Kuykendall

6. “America has always been the home of the brave, but it has never been the land of the free.”

— A.K. Kuykendall

7. “Horror is not simply a literary genre. It is a reality. Those who read horror are closer to understanding its malevolent nature and the engrossing peril of its hold. Whereas those who don’t haven’t a clue until it is far too late to save themselves from the horror.”

— A.K. Kuykendall

8. “We’re going to Hell. Soon. You’ll see. We’re going to Hell. Let it be. We continue to ignore the children, you see? We ALLOW these monsters to do what they do with impunity. So to Hell with you AND me.”

— A.K. Kuykendall

9. “A friend recently asked me, ‘How’s your life?’ Without hesitation, I replied, ‘She’s happy, in love, and doing quite well.”

— A.K. Kuykendall

10. “The library has always been an otherworldly and wondrous space. It is where I found a home and a future in words.”

— A.K. Kuykendall

11. “In God’s eye I spit, hair upon thy rigid tail sharp fangs glittery wet. Earth be thy sand, the sinful be thy toy, I’ve been playing forever, in song no longer do I find joy. In Gods eye I fight the bad fight with a goal as sharp as an axe, to ungently place thy hands upon its omnipotent thorax.”

— A.K. Kuykendall

12. “There is no bigger prize then a Supreme Court Justice tucked snuggly in the pocket of who it is the Republican’s are actually working for. NO. BIGGER. PRIZE.”

— A.K. Kuykendall

13. “You’ll never know if you’ve created or will create that one story worth a million dollars. Keep writing!”

— A.K. Kuykendall

14. “That time of the month for a woman with a good lover is an unwelcome vacation.”

— A.K. Kuykendall

15. “Writing to me is like hitting the herb. No problems, Mon. No worries.”

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16. “Most people you have known or will ever know will look upon you with utter disdain. Why? The strength of your spirit unnerves their fiends.”

— A.K. Kuykendall

17. “Buford, my beloved vintage 1930’s Underwood Universal Champion Portable typewriter. You are both my writing partner and my best friend. This journey you and I have been on has been fun. Although in 2016 you gave me carpal tunnel. In both hands. Didn’t think I knew it was you, did you? You sneaky sombitch.”

— A.K. Kuykendall

18. “My love, you made me. It is now my reward to keep you whole.”

— A.K. Kuykendall

19. “I’m a writer. I was just diagnosed with PTSD. This unfortunate diagnosis, I assure you will not stop me.”

— A.K. Kuykendall

20. “When I look into your eyes, I’m curious to know what you see?”

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21. “True writers have multiple personalities. Every one of them is insane.”

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22. “A great writer is a blitzed illusionist of portable magic. You’re welcome.”

— A.K. Kuykendall

23. “There is a very distinct moment in a man’s life. Where an indescribable euphoria takes hold firmer than that new band on your finger. It happens but once in a lifetime. If you’re lucky. So gentlemen, who among you know that feeling?”

— A.K. Kuykendall

24. “President Donald Trump is the canary in a coal mine. A babbling asshat from a galaxy far, far away.”

— A.K. Kuykendall

25. “The image is an example of how horror writers view our world. A view that is far from the norm. Their writing always seeking that visceral fear in us all.”

— A.K. Kuykendall

26. “Why do I write fact-based fiction? With secrecy so inscrutable, I’m looking to needle someone about someone or something.”

— A.K. Kuykendall

27. “If there were to be such a thing as a witch, may God have mercy to retrieve their souls from His son.”

— A.K. Kuykendall

28. “Keep writing. It’s all terrible in the beginning.”

— A.K. Kuykendall

29. “Trump’s defense is in his tweets. Insanity.”

— A.K. Kuykendall

30. “We all obsess over our novel’s first lines, and rightly so because from it the rest of the story must flow naturally and without pause.”

— A.K. Kuykendall

31. “Horror writers... trouble writing? The Force cannot help you. You must tap into the dark side.”

— A.K. Kuykendall

32. “Your love and your love of literature, like song, should flow seamlessly in an unbroken rhythm.”

— A.K. Kuykendall

33. “I wouldn’t dare attempt to sanitize the actions of the Devil. Either IT is the most abominable creature set upon us to endure, or IT is not. There’s no in-between.”

— A.K. Kuykendall

34. “Vladimir Vladimirovich Putin is the President of Russia and the United States of America.”

— A.K. Kuykendall

35. “I don’t know about you, but love and marriage helps me write better. Why? My wife expects a bigger ring. Duh!”

— A.K. Kuykendall

36. “The officer who shot and killed Philando Castile is found not guilty. Oh well, my people of African descent; might as well get our asses back on that hamster wheel as we routinely do. It is wholly apparent that what we’re forced to endure is an unremitting drizzle of unnecessary heartache as our lives, in the nation we call home, don’t matter.”

— A.K. Kuykendall

37. “To thine beautiful unawares beloved deity, in one’s benevolent craft, each of us must reveal our own truth.”

— A.K. Kuykendall

38. “I’m finally coming to terms with the unalloyed insanity of being a writer. Now that’s coming out.”

— A.K. Kuykendall

39. “After researching, reviewing, considering, and contemplating with continued attention; I have concluded that the beast is among us.”

— A.K. Kuykendall

40. “I claim not one religion, practice or belief. I do, however, study all of them. I’m disappointed.”

— A.K. Kuykendall

41. “The determined attempt to discredit Robert Mueller, the FBI and the Justice Department is an endeavor to protect the fervent saber rattlers themselves. You see, all this commotion kicked into overdrive once the Special Counsel sought information from Deutsche Bank.”

— A.K. Kuykendall