Top 100 Abbi Waxman Quotes (2024 Update)
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51. “She’d read somewhere that hurricanes had winds so powerful that a piece of straw could pierce an oak, thrown so hard it became deadly beyond its weight. She was the straw, pushed by forces she only barely understood.”

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52. “You had to STAY married in the brief pauses between BEING married and those pauses so often had to be rescheduled.”

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53. “I just want to know what I’m crying about.”

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54. “Life will throw you major curveballs, but it’s rare you can do much more than duck.”

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55. “She sometimes made lists of things she’d already done solely so she could cross them off, which she couldn’t help feeling was pretty pathetic but strangely satisfying.”

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56. “Regret is one of those emotions that outpunches reality: Even if you 100 percent could not have done things differently, it still pops up and takes a jab.”

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57. “Beauty always fades, but it lasts so much longer if you lay a thick layer of intelligence and integrity underneath it.”

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58. “Does the day have a Y in it?”

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59. “Gaiman once memorably said, “Books were safer than other people, anyway.”

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60. “Everyone tells you middle school is fun, and then you get there and it sucks. Then high school is going to be fun, but you get there and it both sucks and is really hard. Now, apparently, college is going to be fun, but it really seems like one more hurdle standing between me and actual happiness. Whatever that is.”

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61. “Bad things sometimes happen to good sentences.”

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62. “I’m lonely,” the young character Ulysses said, “and I don’t know what I’m lonely for.”

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63. “I was lounging in the kitchen, enjoying the small fermata between emptying the dishwasher and reloading it. It’s a glamorous life.”

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64. “Three hours later, the book finished, her cheeks a little pink because it was so sad and lovely and sad again, Nina stood up and stretched. Coming out of a book was always painful. She was surprised to see things had remained in place while she herself had been roaming other towns, other times.”

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65. “How many people do we encounter every day who might be related to us, or simply people who might have become the best friends we ever had, or our second spouses, or the agents of our destruction, if we only spent more than seconds with them? He realized he was staring.”

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66. “Phil wasn’t really saying any of this, of course, because he’s a cat and cats don’t talk, but his voice in her head was listing her dream dads.”

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67. “I have lots of favorite books because I have lots of moods and I have a favorite book for every mood.”

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68. “I guess there are as many ways to mother someone as there are mothers.”

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69. “I wanted that November feeling, you know, when you suddenly remember the holidays are coming and your tummy gets all excited and it’s like being seven again.”

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70. “Annabel was just gazing out the window, presumably pondering the inherent mortality and futility of life. Then I realized she was singing the SpongeBob theme song, so probably not.”

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71. “I was suddenly filled with sympathy for her, as I am for all young people. It’s a little bit hideous, that first part of adulthood.”

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72. “Shelf space was always a problem for the dedicated booklover.”

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73. “You grew up in a family, you left that family and then, life permitting, you built your own family using much of the same material.”

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74. “It was a FriXion, she was pleased to see, and then she was mildly embarrassed that she even noticed.”

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75. “We’re family; you can ignore us completely. We’re like succulents: Minor occasional attention is entirely sufficient.”

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76. “Annabel nodded at her, turning to climb into her own seat, fastening her own harness with the self-assurance of a test pilot on his fiftieth run, rather than someone with no front teeth and a Dora barrette in her hair.”

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77. “They love to criticize us for being on our phones, despite the fact that their generation created the phones, marketed the phones, and are profiting from the phones. They’re drug pushers making fun of the junkies, which, if you think about it, is lame AF. Besides, any day now those same junkies are taking over the street corner, so they should try to be nice.”

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78. “Your cat registered a complaint by standing on my eyeball.”

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79. “I think new relationships are definitely exciting, but I also think love sometimes feels like sailing into harbor.” She finished her wine. “Like running into someone you’ve known a long, long time but never met before.”

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80. “Men who like Star Trek but not Star Wars, or the other way around. As if they’re so incredibly different. Or who only like the original Star Trek.”

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81. “The only thing better than canceling plans is having the other person cancel plans.”

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82. “I wish I was one of those people who clean as they go, who are models of organization and clarity, but I’m just not. If I find myself with a piece of paper in my hand, and I’m unsure where to put it, I lay it down on the nearest surface and hope it folds itself into a paper plane and flies wherever it’s supposed to go.”

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83. “When I hear about a woman beating her children, I often think the sentence “But those aren’t the Dora ones” must have been the last thing she heard before the red mist took away her sanity.”

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84. “It’s hard to love yourself while simultaneously striving to become the best you you can be, which implies your current version could use some work.”

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85. “I guess I left the window open; there’s rain all over my face.”

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86. “If I was a toilet, where would people poop? Would people poop in my mouth?”

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87. “Do you read books in order?” “Yes, if there is an order. If there isn’t an order, I read them in the order of publication.”

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88. “Nina often reflected that LA was not a pretty city, architecturally speaking, but the sky made it beautiful several times a day. As with all things Hollywood, the lighting guy is God.”

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89. “Maybe your life is a well-orchestrated series of elegant vignettes, with perfect photo opportunities every ten minutes, but if you’re anything like the rest of us then you’re lurching from one near-disaster to the next, crossing your legs every time you cough so you don’t pee your pants after having had four children.”

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90. “I filled my mouth with spaghetti and thanked God for the Italians. Spaghetti, pizza, ice cream. If they weren’t so busy making love and whizzing around on Vespas, they’d probably rule the world.”

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91. “I watched you and Edward. People who are going to kiss do it with their eyes first.”

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92. “Candice Hill had grown up in the darkest Australian wilds of the 1980s, where, reportedly, the women glowed and the men plundered, but no one had a cell phone.”

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93. “Her cat, Phil, was sitting on the gate waiting for her. Phil was a tabby of the brown and cream variety, with a black tip to his tail and white feet. He jumped down as the gate opened and preceded her up the stairs, the tip of his tail forming a jaunty accent like the marker flag on a toddler’s bicycle.”

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94. “There is nothing – nothing – that isn’t improved by laying a thick piece of chocolate frosting on top of it.”

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95. “It’s the world’s most wonderful and most terrible job, and if you do it well enough, you get fired.”

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96. “Because we sold you a book and you read it. That’s pretty much the whole life cycle of bookstores right there. If you didn’t enjoy it, I’m very sorry, but we can’t do anything about it.”

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97. “All journeys have secret destinations of which the traveler is unaware. – Martin Buber.”

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98. “She cleared her throat. “I’m never going to give you up.” He replied, “Never going to let you down.” She said, “Never going to run around and desert you.”

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99. “It takes a lot of energy to be with other people. It’s easier to be myself when there’s no one else there.”

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100. “He’d been lurking in the shadows, a catnip mouse nearby, fresh teeth marks dimpling its damp surface. Even cats cut loose on Saturday night.”

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