Top 6 Alexandra Petri Quotes (2024 Update)

1. “The only thing more terrifying than the feeling you’re being watched is the feeling that you’re not. Privacy is just an uncomfortable reminder that you’re not a celebrity.”

— Alexandra Petri

2. “Hell hath no correctly punctuated fury like a book nerd scorned.”

— Alexandra Petri

3. “My parents, worried that I might become popular at school, got me a book of puns at an impressionable age.”

— Alexandra Petri

4. “This one’s called Social Suicide,” I said. “It’s about a girl who wants to get revenge on all the people in her life by killing herself in the middle of a dinner party.”

— Alexandra Petri

5. “Embarrassing ourselves in front of strangers is literally one of the worst things that can happen to us. It’s in the slot where polio used to be. Awkwardness, rejection, missing out. We’ve conquered everything else and these constants of human life are all that remain to bedevil us.”

— Alexandra Petri

6. “At the end of the day, there is only one way to parent: wrong.”

— Alexandra Petri

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