Top 120 Alice Cooper Quotes (2025 Update)
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51. “Pull my trigger, I get bigger, then I’m lots of fun. I’m your gun, I’m your gun, gun, gun.”

— Alice Cooper

52. “All sliced up and sealed tight in baggies. Guess love makes you do funny things.”

— Alice Cooper

53. “Yet I was Marilyn Manson – times 10.”

— Alice Cooper

54. “Don’t always know what I am talking about, feels like I’m living in the middle of doubt.”

— Alice Cooper

55. “While friends and lovers mourn your silly grave, I have other uses for you, darling. I love the dead.”

— Alice Cooper

56. “Slade was the coolest band in England. They were the kind of guys that would push your car out of a ditch.”

— Alice Cooper

57. “I just want your body, Sheeba, I don’t want your brains.”

— Alice Cooper

58. “If you blink your eyes or go get a Coke, you’ve missed 10 things.”

— Alice Cooper

59. “It’s not like we did something wrong. We just burned down the church while the choir within sang religious songs.”

— Alice Cooper

60. “The hippies wanted peace and love. We wanted Ferraris, blondes and switchblades.”

— Alice Cooper

61. “I’m your top prime cut of meat, I’m your choice, I wanna be elected.”

— Alice Cooper

62. “The boy’s got problems, the boy’s got stress, the boy’s got a .38 hidden in his desk.”

— Alice Cooper

63. “And if I am elected, I promise the formation of a new party, a third party, a wild party.”

— Alice Cooper

64. “I’m hidden in the scream when the virgin dies, I’m the ache in the belly when your baby cries, and I’m the burning sensation when the convict fries.”

— Alice Cooper

65. “We cheated on our math tests, we carved some dirty words on the desk.”

— Alice Cooper

66. “Every single night, it seemed to be the same seven or eight guys: Harry Nilsson, myself, Mickey Dolenz, Bernie Taupin, Keith Moon when he was in town. It was actually sort of a social club, drinking club, for rock stars that drank – seriously drank.”

— Alice Cooper

67. “Johnny Depp already seen how alcohol and drugs can get in the way of a career. And you have to remember one thing: Johnny was a guitar player and a rock-and-roller way before he was an actor. When he came to Los Angeles, he came with his band.”

— Alice Cooper

68. “Drinking bear is easy. Trashing your hotel room is easy. But being a Christian, that’s a tough call. That’s rebellion.”

— Alice Cooper

69. “Every rock’n’roll band I know, guys with long hair and tattoos, plays golf now.”

— Alice Cooper

70. “She wears high tech Devo suit, she changed her name to Xerox, she hides quaaludes in her boots.”

— Alice Cooper

71. “Every good band in the world was a cover band first. The Beatles were and the Stones were. Everybody was a cover band.”

— Alice Cooper

72. “Give me lace and whiskey, Mama’s own remedy.”

— Alice Cooper

73. “I have never made fun of religion. Religion is something I don’t even want to mess with, because I am really afraid of the clouds opening up and my being struck by lightning.”

— Alice Cooper

74. “I don’t think you can shock an audience anymore. Me cutting my head off is a great illusion, but when you turn on CNN and there’s a guy really getting his head cut off, it does dilute what I did.”

— Alice Cooper

75. “Nurse Rozetta, I won’t let her catch me peering down her sweeter.”

— Alice Cooper

76. “If you confine it, you’re confining a whole thing. If you make it spontaneous, so that anything can happen, like we don’t want to confine or restrict anything. What we can do, whatever we can let happen, you just let it happen.”

— Alice Cooper

77. “I’ll take you to the deepest, darkest, hottest lover’s lane for a little spark in the dark.”

— Alice Cooper

78. “Besides, when I read the list of people who are supporting Kerry, if I wasn’t already a Bush supporter, I would have immediately switched. Linda Ronstadt? Don Henley? Geez, that’s a good reason right there to vote for Bush.”

— Alice Cooper

79. “It just seemed that we always ended up at the Rainbow, to the point where they finally just said, ‘Why don’t you guys go up into this loft, where we’ll kind of protect people from coming around and sitting on the tables.’ And we thought that was a great idea.”

— Alice Cooper

80. “There’s a little Spinal Tap in all of us.”

— Alice Cooper

81. “Why are we rock stars? Because we’re morons. We sleep all day, we play music at night and very rarely do we sit around reading the Washington Journal.”

— Alice Cooper

82. “I can’t get my wrists to bleed, just don’t know why suicide appeals to me.”

— Alice Cooper

83. “The late sixties and early seventies were kind of a breeding ground for exciting new sounds because easy listening and folk were kind of taking over the airwaves. I think it was a natural next step to take that blissful, easy-going sound and strangle the life out of it.”

— Alice Cooper

84. “You know it’s always funny – the more legend awards you get, the closer you get to the grave, I guess, i am going full strength right now so it’s great to get these while you’re alive, I’d hate to get them after you’re dead.”

— Alice Cooper

85. “Do you feel your best when your strung out on your morphine and meth?”

— Alice Cooper

86. “I read Dad’s books like I did before, now things are crystal clear. Lock the door in the bathroom, now I just can’t get caught in here.”

— Alice Cooper

87. “Why be boring? Have some fun. Rock shows should be like movies: I don’t go to a movie hoping it’ll change my life.”

— Alice Cooper

88. “The only real person you need to know is you.”

— Alice Cooper

89. “I haven’t had an alcoholic drink in 22 years, but when I did drink I’d go for either Canadian whisky or Budweiser. Sometimes both. For a long time I used to think “Hey you, get off the floor!” was my name.”

— Alice Cooper

90. “You ain’t no Hepburn and I ain’t no Fonda, but if you were drowning in Golden Ponda, mouth to mouth I’d resuscitate you.”

— Alice Cooper

91. “Women on the streets want money when we meet. I take them for a little ride, chop, chop, chop.”

— Alice Cooper

92. “She gets a hundred for her body and a nickel for her soul.”

— Alice Cooper

93. “Nobody and nothing beats The Simpsons. Even after all this time, it’s still the best satire since Monty Python.”

— Alice Cooper

94. “Two of the guys that were honorary Vampires – Jim Morrison and Jimi Hendrix – had died at 27. And they were certainly archangels in our group.”

— Alice Cooper

95. “She’s cool in bed, as she ought to be, cuz Ethyl’s dead.”

— Alice Cooper

96. “It’s Frank’s painting on the cover. We were originally going to use a Salvador Dali painting that we got permission from Salvador Dali to use, and Frank found this one, and it really did fit the music much more.”

— Alice Cooper

97. “It used to be said: As GM goes, so goes America. Now it’s: As Starbucks goes, so goes America.”

— Alice Cooper

98. “My fastest time in high school was a 4:29 mile. I think cross-country has something to do with my longevity in my business. When you’re in an eight-mile race, you never give up.”

— Alice Cooper

99. “Some maniac butcher is trying to hack away your balls.”

— Alice Cooper

100. “You can’t get the visual thing on the record as much as you’d like to. We produced this album, and we’d never done that before, except when we produced singles for ourselves.”

— Alice Cooper