Top 120 Alice Cooper Quotes (2024 Update)

1. “No more Mr. Nice Guy.”

— Alice Cooper

2. “Hey, hey, hey, hey, hey stoopid.”

— Alice Cooper

3. “Welcome to my nightmare, I think your going to like it.”

— Alice Cooper

4. “Mistakes are part of the game. It’s how well you recover from them, that’s the mark of a great player.”

— Alice Cooper

5. “School’s-out-for-summer!!”

— Alice Cooper

6. “I’m 18 and I like it!”

— Alice Cooper

7. “Is everybody that depressed? It’s a depressing feeling to me. You know: “I lost my baby.” I don’t care if you lost your baby, I care if you’re feeling OK. Don’t tell me your problem – tell me what good’s been happening to you.”

— Alice Cooper

8. “The best things in life don’t make sense.”

— Alice Cooper

9. “I ain’t got a job cause I ain’t got a car, so I’m looking for a girl with a job and a car.”

— Alice Cooper

10. “Never be late. When you’re late, what you’re saying is that your time is more important than the other person’s time. That’s pretty egotistical.”

— Alice Cooper

11. “I’m eighteen, and I don’t know what I want.”

— Alice Cooper

12. “Take a look at my face, I am the future.”

— Alice Cooper

13. “When you believe in God, you’ve got to believe in the all-powerful God. He’s not just God, He’s the all-powerful God and He has total control over everyone’s life. The Devil, on the other hand, is a real character that’s trying his hardest to tear your life apart.”

— Alice Cooper

14. “He lies right at you, you know you hate this game. He slaps you once in a while and you live and love in pain.”

— Alice Cooper

15. “If you’re listening to a rock star in order to get your information on who to vote for, you’re a bigger moron than they are.”

— Alice Cooper

16. “Please clean your plate dear, the Lord above can see ya. Don’t you know people are starving in Korea.”

— Alice Cooper

17. “If you could use your brain like you use your ass...”

— Alice Cooper

18. “Chained in a cell, got my own private hell. Preacher crucifies me, warden wants to fry me.”

— Alice Cooper

19. “Reverend Smith, he recognized me and punched me in the nose.”

— Alice Cooper

20. “I always tell people, ‘Everything you’ve heard about Alice Cooper, you can believe maybe 40 percent of it. Everything you’ve ever heard about Keith Moon is true – and you’ve only heard 10 percent of it.’”

— Alice Cooper

21. “Love’s a loaded gun and it shoots to kill.”

— Alice Cooper

22. “The two most joyous times of the year are Christmas morning and the end of school.”

— Alice Cooper

23. “I liked Jim Morrison a lot as a person. He was this very poetic character, and death was always on his mind. And it showed up in his songs – I mean, almost every song he wrote had something to do with dying. He was an American treasure that went way too soon.”

— Alice Cooper

24. “I’m not crazy about country-western music. But the lyrics are good. “I’d rather have a bottle in front of me than a frontal lobotomy” is pretty clever.”

— Alice Cooper

25. “Militant mothers hiding in the basement using pots and pans as their shields and their helmets.”

— Alice Cooper

26. “Stick a needle in your arm, you bite the dust, you buy the farm.”

— Alice Cooper

27. “If zipper catches skin, I’ll know I had it out when I should a kept it in.”

— Alice Cooper

28. “School’s out forever, school’s been blown to pieces.”

— Alice Cooper

29. “Make that money run like honey on your tongue.”

— Alice Cooper

30. “He thinks about his teacher in his literary class, he’s staring at her legs.”

— Alice Cooper

31. “I was one thing at one time, and I’m something new. I’m a new creature now. Don’t judge Alice by what he used to be. Praise God for what I am now.”

— Alice Cooper

32. “They say that golf isn’t a contact sport. Not the way that we play it.”

— Alice Cooper

33. “Rock should never be in bed with politics.”

— Alice Cooper

34. “Why don’t you pass the gun around and give everyone a shot.”

— Alice Cooper

35. “From the moment I leave my house or my hotel room, the public owns me. The public made Alice Cooper and I can’t imagine ever turning my back on my fans.”

— Alice Cooper

36. “Scoring high in procreation, got an A studying female anatomy.”

— Alice Cooper

37. “You just let your lower self go, and then it takes on all these aspects of the society – the city with horns blowing, the people yelling things at each other, and the all-in-all violence and chaos of the city. Put that on stage with music, and that’s what this is.”

— Alice Cooper

38. “Throughout my life, there are four people I’ve met who were truly original people. The other three were Groucho Marx, Jim Morrison, and Pablo Picasso.”

— Alice Cooper

39. “I can’t go to school, cause I don’t have a gun. I ain’t got a gun, cause I ain’t got a job. I ain’t got a job, cause I can’t go to school.”

— Alice Cooper

40. “We can only take it so far, because man can only take it so far, lower self can only take it so far, and you have to realize that the public is only at a certain place.”

— Alice Cooper

41. “When you touch me there, honey, makes my blood perspire, you got my body flaming like a California fire. Pulsing, pounding, pushing no longer in control, heatwave in my brain, smolder in my soul.”

— Alice Cooper

42. “Satan sent her from the bowels of hell, I should have recognized old Jezebel.”

— Alice Cooper

43. “I don’t know, but I’ve been told, the streets of hell are paved with gold.”

— Alice Cooper

44. “I ain’t no veggie, like my flesh to the bone, alive and licking on your ice cream cone.”

— Alice Cooper

45. “Just because I cut the heads off dolls doesn’t mean I hate babies, I just hate dolls.”

— Alice Cooper

46. “Baby, shut up and let me drink the wine from your fur tea cup.”

— Alice Cooper

47. “Freedom to rock, freedom to talk. Freedom, raise your fist and yell.”

— Alice Cooper

48. “Golf is the crack of sports. If you hit five good shots, you know you can hit six good shots. The next time you hit six good shots, you know you can hit seven.”

— Alice Cooper

49. “Pull my trigger, I get bigger, then I’m lots of fun. I’m your gun, I’m your gun, gun, gun.”

— Alice Cooper

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50. “All sliced up and sealed tight in baggies. Guess love makes you do funny things.”

— Alice Cooper