Top 30 Alice Winters Quotes (2024 Update)

Alice Winters Quote: “Me: Leland, how did you get Jackson to fall in love with you? Leland: I flirted with him. Jackson: He shot at me. Leland: Yeah, that’s called flirting. Jackson: That’s called attempted murder.”

1. “Me: Leland, how did you get Jackson to fall in love with you? Leland: I flirted with him. Jackson: He shot at me. Leland: Yeah, that’s called flirting. Jackson: That’s called attempted murder.”

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Alice Winters Quote: “I’ve never tried too hard to find my purpose in life. Instead, I’ve just sat back and watched my life unfold, trying to care about where it was heading. Sometimes that’s so damn difficult to do that I can’t imagine trying harder than I already am. Life felt rough enough as it is.”

2. “I’ve never tried too hard to find my purpose in life. Instead, I’ve just sat back and watched my life unfold, trying to care about where it was heading. Sometimes that’s so damn difficult to do that I can’t imagine trying harder than I already am. Life felt rough enough as it is.”

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Alice Winters Quote: “Don’t look at me,” Karsyn growls. Now that I’m alone with Claude and Karsyn, the two seem to be back at it. But this time, all Claude did was smile and Karsyn’s ready to eat him. “Children, settle down,” I say. “He looked at me,” Karsyn says, as though that’s a good excuse. “You’re like the sun, I can’t look away,” Claude says which is the stupidest pickup line I’ve ever heard. “Can I tear his eyes out?” Karsyn asks me like I’m suddenly in control here.”

3. “Don’t look at me,” Karsyn growls. Now that I’m alone with Claude and Karsyn, the two seem to be back at it. But this time, all Claude did was smile and Karsyn’s ready to eat him. “Children, settle down,” I say. “He looked at me,” Karsyn says, as though that’s a good excuse. “You’re like the sun, I can’t look away,” Claude says which is the stupidest pickup line I’ve ever heard. “Can I tear his eyes out?” Karsyn asks me like I’m suddenly in control here.”

— Alice Winters

Alice Winters Quote: “You’re going to have a nut-sized bruise on your face tomorrow.”

4. “You’re going to have a nut-sized bruise on your face tomorrow.”

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Alice Winters Quote: “That’s just stupid. What are you going to do? Beat people with your GPA? ‘You cannot hurt me with your gun for I have the power of GPA on my side!’” Shepherd calls out to some invisible attacker.”

5. “That’s just stupid. What are you going to do? Beat people with your GPA? ‘You cannot hurt me with your gun for I have the power of GPA on my side!’” Shepherd calls out to some invisible attacker.”

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Alice Winters Quote: “I felt like if I had to suffer through being small and cute my entire life, I was going to work that small and cute so damn hard.”

6. “I felt like if I had to suffer through being small and cute my entire life, I was going to work that small and cute so damn hard.”

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Alice Winters Quote: “This is what marriage is like. A mixture of being terrified and turned on.”

7. “This is what marriage is like. A mixture of being terrified and turned on.”

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Alice Winters Quote: “Then I’ll just pack up my Girl Scout cookies and hurry on home,” Cassel says. The man hesitates. “Do you have Thin Mints?”

8. “Then I’ll just pack up my Girl Scout cookies and hurry on home,” Cassel says. The man hesitates. “Do you have Thin Mints?”

— Alice Winters

Alice Winters Quote: “Cheetah Legs would like you to come push him. I repeat, Cheetah Legs needs a push.” “Are you on a swing?” he asks, like this sounds like a ludicrous thing for me to do as I wait for them to stagger over here.”

9. “Cheetah Legs would like you to come push him. I repeat, Cheetah Legs needs a push.” “Are you on a swing?” he asks, like this sounds like a ludicrous thing for me to do as I wait for them to stagger over here.”

— Alice Winters

Alice Winters Quote: “Stabby McStabbed is like ten feet that way. I didn’t stab him well enough to kill him either, so I’m sure he’ll have something to say about seeing my face if I come waltzing up playing the innocent party member.”

10. “Stabby McStabbed is like ten feet that way. I didn’t stab him well enough to kill him either, so I’m sure he’ll have something to say about seeing my face if I come waltzing up playing the innocent party member.”

— Alice Winters

Alice Winters Quote: “I think I got your nut hair in my teeth!”

11. “I think I got your nut hair in my teeth!”

— Alice Winters

Alice Winters Quote: “Squirrel,” Fred says as I realize that there is something worse than death. I’d rather have poison.”

12. “Squirrel,” Fred says as I realize that there is something worse than death. I’d rather have poison.”

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Alice Winters Quote: “You are the absolute light of my life. My one true love. But I’m pretty sure you’re not going to die; it barely broke the skin.”

13. “You are the absolute light of my life. My one true love. But I’m pretty sure you’re not going to die; it barely broke the skin.”

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Alice Winters Quote: “He looks mildly concerned, which is mildly concerning in itself. Anyone who isn’t fully concerned must have something wrong with them.”

14. “He looks mildly concerned, which is mildly concerning in itself. Anyone who isn’t fully concerned must have something wrong with them.”

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Alice Winters Quote: “We’re going to the retirement home, then?” “Oh, I would love to see you trying to do some community service with fragile old humans. They’d be like ‘But I would just like a glass of water.’ And you’d be like ‘Don’t be so weak, human. I’m older than you! Get your own water!”

15. “We’re going to the retirement home, then?” “Oh, I would love to see you trying to do some community service with fragile old humans. They’d be like ‘But I would just like a glass of water.’ And you’d be like ‘Don’t be so weak, human. I’m older than you! Get your own water!”

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Alice Winters Quote: “I grab it and look up at him while one hundred percent pretending it’s a microphone. “Can you give me an alternate pronunciation of the word?” “I’m going to kick your ass so hard,” he growls as he pulls me into a headlock. How this went from an innocent yet very sexy blow job to MMA, I’ll never know.”

16. “I grab it and look up at him while one hundred percent pretending it’s a microphone. “Can you give me an alternate pronunciation of the word?” “I’m going to kick your ass so hard,” he growls as he pulls me into a headlock. How this went from an innocent yet very sexy blow job to MMA, I’ll never know.”

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Alice Winters Quote: “A part of me knows this is the stupidest idea I’ve ever had. Another part of me knows I’m doing it just to annoy my grandmother because this will be a disaster. And a tiny part of me is just so fed up with everything that I’m horribly curious what will happen when I sic Alastair on the world.”

17. “A part of me knows this is the stupidest idea I’ve ever had. Another part of me knows I’m doing it just to annoy my grandmother because this will be a disaster. And a tiny part of me is just so fed up with everything that I’m horribly curious what will happen when I sic Alastair on the world.”

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Alice Winters Quote: “It’s clear we’re destined to be with each other. And then I remember that he’s a superhero and I’m a villain and we are not meant to be. It’s like Romeo and Juliet, but where I will not murder myself when he’s simply sleeping. Yes, he’s Juliet in this scenario.”

18. “It’s clear we’re destined to be with each other. And then I remember that he’s a superhero and I’m a villain and we are not meant to be. It’s like Romeo and Juliet, but where I will not murder myself when he’s simply sleeping. Yes, he’s Juliet in this scenario.”

— Alice Winters

Alice Winters Quote: “Henry: Why the hell am I part of this group text?”

19. “Henry: Why the hell am I part of this group text?”

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Alice Winters Quote: “Jackson guides Henry toward my lap. “Why are you in on this too?” Henry asks. “What can I say? I’m in love and when I’m in love, I give my babe anything he wants. If he wants his Daddy to sit on his lap, then I’m going to make sure his Daddy sits on his lap.”

20. “Jackson guides Henry toward my lap. “Why are you in on this too?” Henry asks. “What can I say? I’m in love and when I’m in love, I give my babe anything he wants. If he wants his Daddy to sit on his lap, then I’m going to make sure his Daddy sits on his lap.”

— Alice Winters

Alice Winters Quote: “Will you finger me in JCPenney?”

21. “Will you finger me in JCPenney?”

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Alice Winters Quote: “You are so good at this interrogating stuff, I’d love to take notes,” I say as I pull out my notepad and write at the top: A How-To Guide to Being Evil.”

22. “You are so good at this interrogating stuff, I’d love to take notes,” I say as I pull out my notepad and write at the top: A How-To Guide to Being Evil.”

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Alice Winters Quote: “Being with Leland in a car is like being stuck in a room with a child hyped up on caffeine and sugar that you can’t yell at because it’s not your kid. “What exactly are we doing?” I ask as I glance over at where he’s sitting in the passenger seat.”

23. “Being with Leland in a car is like being stuck in a room with a child hyped up on caffeine and sugar that you can’t yell at because it’s not your kid. “What exactly are we doing?” I ask as I glance over at where he’s sitting in the passenger seat.”

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Alice Winters Quote: “A part of me questioned if he was taking me here to murder me, but I kind of think he’s a little dumb and self-absorbed, so I should be alright.”

24. “A part of me questioned if he was taking me here to murder me, but I kind of think he’s a little dumb and self-absorbed, so I should be alright.”

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Alice Winters Quote: “My cock will hold you safely in place. My cock will be like Excalibur and your ass like the rock none could pull it from.”

25. “My cock will hold you safely in place. My cock will be like Excalibur and your ass like the rock none could pull it from.”

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Alice Winters Quote: “What made you decide to be a bad guy?” I ask. “Childhood dream.”

26. “What made you decide to be a bad guy?” I ask. “Childhood dream.”

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Alice Winters Quote: “I’ve seen your butthole and that pretty much makes us BFFs.”

27. “I’ve seen your butthole and that pretty much makes us BFFs.”

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Alice Winters Quote: “Then he wipes the imaginary ball blood over my shirt. It’s much more gruesome than his bee miming.”

28. “Then he wipes the imaginary ball blood over my shirt. It’s much more gruesome than his bee miming.”

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Alice Winters Quote: “Yeahhh, I give up. “Maybe you just need to spend some time around me and your magic will ejaculate from your body,” I say as I pat his leg in a reassuring manner.”

29. “Yeahhh, I give up. “Maybe you just need to spend some time around me and your magic will ejaculate from your body,” I say as I pat his leg in a reassuring manner.”

— Alice Winters

Alice Winters Quote: “Oh my god. Bentley is also in the mob. What have I gotten myself into? And is he into this annoyingly sexy Russian vampire? Why are they all so good-looking? Is it a requirement to be good-looking to be part of the vampire mob?”

30. “Oh my god. Bentley is also in the mob. What have I gotten myself into? And is he into this annoyingly sexy Russian vampire? Why are they all so good-looking? Is it a requirement to be good-looking to be part of the vampire mob?”

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Alice Winters Quote: “Take these torture devices off me! I beg of you!” he cries. And like the good guy I am, I grab his shirt and pull it up, exposing his toned stomach. “Not my shirt!” “Oh! I thought you meant your clothes,” I say. “Sorry, ladies, false alarm.”

31. “Take these torture devices off me! I beg of you!” he cries. And like the good guy I am, I grab his shirt and pull it up, exposing his toned stomach. “Not my shirt!” “Oh! I thought you meant your clothes,” I say. “Sorry, ladies, false alarm.”

— Alice Winters

Alice Winters Quote: “I think it even winked at me.” “Oh my god. Get out of my car.”

32. “I think it even winked at me.” “Oh my god. Get out of my car.”

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Alice Winters Quote: “Tell me you like my nipples and everything will go back to normal.”

33. “Tell me you like my nipples and everything will go back to normal.”

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Alice Winters Quote: “Fred, and this is Dandelion,” he says. “Just call me Dandy,” she says with a wink.”

34. “Fred, and this is Dandelion,” he says. “Just call me Dandy,” she says with a wink.”

— Alice Winters

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