Top 40 Amanda M. Lee Quotes (2024 Update)

1. “Even gay guys want to see boobs. They’re like unicorns in our world. They’re cool to look at, but they’re mythical and scary to consider touching.”

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2. “Aunt Tillie is brilliant and evil all wrapped in a tiny and terrifying package.”

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3. “What’s a myth?” “A happy ending,” Annie replied. “Life doesn’t end. You simply move on to a different part of life. People are always living their happy endings, because nothing ever stops.”

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4. “What’s a Brony?” Landon knitted his eyebrows in confusion. “A grown man that is obsessed with My Little Pony.”

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5. “She punches like a man, and she pulls hair like a beauty queen contestant on steroids.”

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6. “You can’t be done with men. You’re too sarcastic to be a lesbian. None of them would ever put up with you.”

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7. “When you love someone, they’re always waiting for you. Love transcends everything – even death.”

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8. “You can’t kill evil. It only grows and grows until it eats us all.”

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9. “Honey, there’s no shame in not being normal,” Edith said, surprising me with her tone. “The shame is fighting what you are. You know what you are and what you do. Why do you care what other people think about you?”

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10. “She kept running around and yelling that she was being haunted by an angry stick figure from hell.”

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11. “It’s fun to be the crazy old lady in the paisley crop pants and flip flops in the middle of winter. You should try it when you get a chance. People live in fear when they think you’re living in La-La Land.”

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12. “I don’t like the dark. I never liked the dark, even when I was alive. The only company I have at night is the stars – and I do love the stars. I wish on them every night, just like my mama told me to do when I was alive. I wish for someone, anyone, to see me. For someone to talk to me. For someone to remember me. No one ever does, though.”

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13. “Please, this family doesn’t have a tact gene,” she argued. “We’ve got a busybody gene, a cooking gene, a petulant gene. The tact gene just didn’t skip our entire generation; it skipped our entire gene pool.”

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14. “What? I’m not shallow. I just would rather verbally crush him when I looked my very best.”

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15. “I don’t happen to believe you can break a person,” Chief Terry said. “I believe you can hurt a person. I believe you can wound a person. I believe you can kill a person. I don’t believe you can break a person.”

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16. “He looked like he had been expecting a warmer greeting – like me stripping naked and jumping him in the town square or something.”

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17. “At a certain point, your insistence on having everything you want exactly how you want it makes you a spoiled brat.”

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18. “It’s really scary what things get passed from one generation to the next – like lying.”

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19. “I love dinner theater!”

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20. “We all held beliefs about each other, and it seemed most of them weren’t based in actual truth.”

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21. “There’s nothing worse than expecting to get the moon but getting only a star.”

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22. “In the dramatic world of teenagers, they often create high profile ways to make themselves feel more important when tragedy strikes those amongst them. Teenagers are an example of narcissism at its finest.”

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23. “Yes, I did.” If you’re going to lie, commit to the act and don’t even think about abandoning it.”

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24. “They don’t hate me. They live in fear. I encourage it.”

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25. “Oh, God,” Jerry said, smacking the side of his face with his hand. “Does it burn when you pee? Did Detective Dinglefritz give you the clap?” It.”

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26. “You’re his job, too.” “Yeah,” Thistle chimed in again. “He should just do Bay.”

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27. “One of the greatest perks in my life is shirking any and all adult responsibility.”

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28. “Sarcasm is never your friend.”

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29. “I figure the fewer people who like me, the fewer times I’ll get stopped for inane chatter in the checkout line. “You.”

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30. “What is this guy’s deal? Does he think he’s charming? He’s got “creeper” written all over him. It’s right before “tool” and right after “douche” in the loser’s dictionary.”

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31. “I wish people would spend more time worrying about themselves and less about what others are doing.”

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32. “Shemar Moore is so hot,” Clove laughed. “He is. They should make the entire show about him solving cases with his shirt off.”

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33. “Never tell a man he’s right,” Aunt Tillie ordered. “It goes to their head. Both heads.”

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34. “He’s so untrusting.” “That’s because you just told him a big pack of lies,” Clove said.”

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35. “She’s evil,” Thistle confirmed. “It’s what keeps her young.”

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36. “You saved me from sleeping with someone who was incapable of giving a woman an orgasm. You saved my life.”

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37. “I didn’t disappear,” Landon shot back quickly. “I was recovering from a gunshot wound.” “That’s your excuse?” Aunt Tillie didn’t look impressed.”

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38. “I hated it when they thought they knew everything. I loathed it, though, when I thought they were right.”

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39. “I take power from their disdain. I have become what they truly fear – empowered.”

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40. “Raising a child is tedious business. Sure, there are love and kisses when they’re little. There’s cuddling and genuine affection. Once they hit those pre-teen years, though, the sweet child you raised turns into a melodramatic demon overnight. Bay.”

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