Top 30 Andrea Portes Quotes (2024 Update)

Andrea Portes Quote: “Never judge a man until you walk a mile in his shoes. That way, you’re a mile away and you’ve got his shoes.”

1. “Never judge a man until you walk a mile in his shoes. That way, you’re a mile away and you’ve got his shoes.”

— Andrea Portes

Andrea Portes Quote: “I know they say that’s the way the cookie crumbles and all. But you can’t help but wonder why there’s any cookie-crumbling going on in the first place.”

2. “I know they say that’s the way the cookie crumbles and all. But you can’t help but wonder why there’s any cookie-crumbling going on in the first place.”

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Andrea Portes Quote: “I’m not sure why anyone on the face of the planet would want to use a bow and arrow. I mean, it seems like a fairly limited field of expertise and usefulness. Unless your name is Katniss.”

3. “I’m not sure why anyone on the face of the planet would want to use a bow and arrow. I mean, it seems like a fairly limited field of expertise and usefulness. Unless your name is Katniss.”

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Andrea Portes Quote: “It’s one of those dumb days where nothing’s really wrong but nothing’s really right either and the sky can’t even choose to be white or gray.”

4. “It’s one of those dumb days where nothing’s really wrong but nothing’s really right either and the sky can’t even choose to be white or gray.”

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Andrea Portes Quote: “Pedaling fast fast fast, this is the moment. One of those movie moments you never think is gonna happen to you, but it happens to you, and now it’s here.”

5. “Pedaling fast fast fast, this is the moment. One of those movie moments you never think is gonna happen to you, but it happens to you, and now it’s here.”

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Andrea Portes Quote: “Jesus. I do not wanna be called a vampire n-word.”

6. “Jesus. I do not wanna be called a vampire n-word.”

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Andrea Portes Quote: “Well, I’m sorry. Again. For like the millionth time. If there’s anything I can do... I’d offer to pay for your dry cleaning, but you’re wearing a T-shirt, and that’s just, like weird – I mean, who dry-cleans their T-shirts?”

7. “Well, I’m sorry. Again. For like the millionth time. If there’s anything I can do... I’d offer to pay for your dry cleaning, but you’re wearing a T-shirt, and that’s just, like weird – I mean, who dry-cleans their T-shirts?”

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Andrea Portes Quote: “Out west everything has its own space. Every little ramshackle cabin, shack, hut sits perched atop its own little piece of destiny with room to breathe, room to live, room to die. You’ll see them, the dead ones, sitting by the side of the road like some faded gray and rotting mystery, thinking about the good ol days before trains and cars and wanting more.”

8. “Out west everything has its own space. Every little ramshackle cabin, shack, hut sits perched atop its own little piece of destiny with room to breathe, room to live, room to die. You’ll see them, the dead ones, sitting by the side of the road like some faded gray and rotting mystery, thinking about the good ol days before trains and cars and wanting more.”

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Andrea Portes Quote: “I mean it’s like trying to decide between James Dean and Elvis. Seriously, who could make that choice?”

9. “I mean it’s like trying to decide between James Dean and Elvis. Seriously, who could make that choice?”

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Andrea Portes Quote: “I look like vanilla pudding so nobody knows that on the inside I am spider soup.”

10. “I look like vanilla pudding so nobody knows that on the inside I am spider soup.”

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Andrea Portes Quote: “Okay, listen, I don’t know what dumb lines you are used to giving girls so they fall all over you but I just want you to know that I wasn’t born yesterday so I am gonna go now and leave you to whatever dumb idiot girl is gonna buy that line.”

11. “Okay, listen, I don’t know what dumb lines you are used to giving girls so they fall all over you but I just want you to know that I wasn’t born yesterday so I am gonna go now and leave you to whatever dumb idiot girl is gonna buy that line.”

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Andrea Portes Quote: “But if I can keep my mind on these pages I don’t have to care. I can make this all just go away. Poof. I can stay in this book and then this book gets to be real and everything else gets to be fake and who cares anyway.”

12. “But if I can keep my mind on these pages I don’t have to care. I can make this all just go away. Poof. I can stay in this book and then this book gets to be real and everything else gets to be fake and who cares anyway.”

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Andrea Portes Quote: “You could waste your whole life worrying, you know that?”

13. “You could waste your whole life worrying, you know that?”

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Andrea Portes Quote: “Let’s just call it like it is, no need to pretty it up. I care what other people think of me. I’m not Jesus Christ. I’m just a girl in the world.”

14. “Let’s just call it like it is, no need to pretty it up. I care what other people think of me. I’m not Jesus Christ. I’m just a girl in the world.”

— Andrea Portes

Andrea Portes Quote: “We tried to be all of the things... we are not.”

15. “We tried to be all of the things... we are not.”

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Andrea Portes Quote: “My age makes him nervous and shamey, cause his eyes keep heading southwards and then back up, guilty. I can tell I can make his eyes swirl and that’s just about all I want to do.”

16. “My age makes him nervous and shamey, cause his eyes keep heading southwards and then back up, guilty. I can tell I can make his eyes swirl and that’s just about all I want to do.”

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Andrea Portes Quote: “I look out past the corn and the wheat and wonder how many sets of bones are buried, unspoken, keeping their stories to themselves in the dirt. I wonder if they know the sky is bright blue today and the air smells sweet. I wonder if they still listen in.”

17. “I look out past the corn and the wheat and wonder how many sets of bones are buried, unspoken, keeping their stories to themselves in the dirt. I wonder if they know the sky is bright blue today and the air smells sweet. I wonder if they still listen in.”

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Andrea Portes Quote: “Whenever I feel like this, I am gentle with myself, pretend like I’m someone else, someone good. I walk on eggshells around myself, like I’m some fragile piece of porcelain you have to place quietly, deliberately back on the shelf.”

18. “Whenever I feel like this, I am gentle with myself, pretend like I’m someone else, someone good. I walk on eggshells around myself, like I’m some fragile piece of porcelain you have to place quietly, deliberately back on the shelf.”

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Andrea Portes Quote: “I can’t help but wonder... if it’s such a big deal for a middle-aged white guy to feel important... What happens when he doesn’t?”

19. “I can’t help but wonder... if it’s such a big deal for a middle-aged white guy to feel important... What happens when he doesn’t?”

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Andrea Portes Quote: “I mean if there was any justice in the world you wouldn’t even have to go to school during your period. You’d just stay home for five days and eat chocolate and cry.”

20. “I mean if there was any justice in the world you wouldn’t even have to go to school during your period. You’d just stay home for five days and eat chocolate and cry.”

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Andrea Portes Quote: “I mean, if there was any justice in the world you wouldn’t even have to go to school during your period.”

21. “I mean, if there was any justice in the world you wouldn’t even have to go to school during your period.”

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Andrea Portes Quote: “I bet she thought she was getting into a fight with a vanilla wafer on roller skates but little did she know she was getting into a fight with a spider sandwich.”

22. “I bet she thought she was getting into a fight with a vanilla wafer on roller skates but little did she know she was getting into a fight with a spider sandwich.”

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Andrea Portes Quote: “I cared what everybody thought more than what I thought. Or more than my heart thought. And that makes me an idiot.”

23. “I cared what everybody thought more than what I thought. Or more than my heart thought. And that makes me an idiot.”

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Andrea Portes Quote: “I don’t know how to act around anybody.”

24. “I don’t know how to act around anybody.”

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Andrea Portes Quote: “There’s no marker on the entrance to this entire complex, or on many of the buildings, but if there was I would call this one “Super Secret Spy Swimming Complex”, or SSSSC, for short.”

25. “There’s no marker on the entrance to this entire complex, or on many of the buildings, but if there was I would call this one “Super Secret Spy Swimming Complex”, or SSSSC, for short.”

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Andrea Portes Quote: “To be honest, she may be kind of scared of the register. Or maybe she can’t add. She is a Christian. I don’t think they believe in math.”

26. “To be honest, she may be kind of scared of the register. Or maybe she can’t add. She is a Christian. I don’t think they believe in math.”

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Andrea Portes Quote: “I know a lot of people think that whole God thing is a joke but I just get a feeling he’s up there somewhere.”

27. “I know a lot of people think that whole God thing is a joke but I just get a feeling he’s up there somewhere.”

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Andrea Portes Quote: “If you turned a Labrador into a person you would make Brad Kline. He’s happy and gushy and about as interesting and complex as a tree stump.”

28. “If you turned a Labrador into a person you would make Brad Kline. He’s happy and gushy and about as interesting and complex as a tree stump.”

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Andrea Portes Quote: “I do what he says and I close my eyes and open my mouth and the next thing I know he’s got his twenty-eight-year-old tongue in my thirteen-year-old mouth and all I can think is that I don’t think the hero is supposed to be doing this.”

29. “I do what he says and I close my eyes and open my mouth and the next thing I know he’s got his twenty-eight-year-old tongue in my thirteen-year-old mouth and all I can think is that I don’t think the hero is supposed to be doing this.”

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Andrea Portes Quote: “Tea. Why are the Brits so obsessed with tea? Anything happens... “Put the kettle on.” A death in the family. “Put the kettle on.” Tornado. “Put the kettle on.” Nuclear war. “Put the kettle on.”

30. “Tea. Why are the Brits so obsessed with tea? Anything happens... “Put the kettle on.” A death in the family. “Put the kettle on.” Tornado. “Put the kettle on.” Nuclear war. “Put the kettle on.”

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