Top 40 Andrew Smith Quotes (2024 Update)

1. “People fear what they can not understand and what they can not control.”

— Andrew Smith

2. “Joey told me nothing ever goes back exactly the way it was, that things expand and contract- like breathing, but you could never fill your lungs up with the same air twice.”

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3. “There’s no prison worse than “I promise.”

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4. “It was like watching my house catch fire, but I couldn’t look away, because how many times do you ever get to see a house burn down?”

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5. “I don’t know exactly what the Xanax did to me. All I can remember is how relaxed and not-uptight I felt. I did not care about anything. Everything was nice, very nice.”

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6. “When I think about my life, I’m always thinking, ‘I hope I live long enough to do all the stories I know.’ And I know I’m not gonna, ’cos I got a list over there and it keeps getting a little bit longer.”

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7. “You need to get up, Finn. I’m not going to let you stay in here like this any longer. Cade’s waiting downstairs, and I exhausted all possible topics of conversation with him back when he was about twelve years old.”

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8. “I always bring back books for the library. Books have everything in them. After the end of the world, you cannot learn a goddamned thing from a computer or a television screen.”

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9. “I was thinking. What if the world was like one of those Russian nesting dolls? What if we only saw one surface of it, the outside, but there was all kinds of other stuff going on, too? All the time. Underneath. But we just don’t see it, even if we’re part of it? Even if we’re in it? And what if you had a chance to see a different layer, like flipping a channel or something? Would you want to look? Even if what you saw looked like hell? Or worse?”

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10. “And then I wondered, does cussing count in the general scheme of things if you only cuss in your head and not out loud?”

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11. “I realize that death and survival are both extremes of selfishness.”

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12. “It was so pleasant, chaotic, emotionless, nameless-everything vibrating so beautifully in the universe without words.”

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13. “I love how, whenever you tell me a story, you go backwards and forwards and tell me everything else that could possibly be happening in every direction, like an explosion. Like a flower blooming.”

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14. “Sometimes books imitate life. And sometimes books imitate lives that imitate books.”

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15. “Expired condoms are like nuclear waste: there’s nothing sensible you can do with it.”

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16. “Worry and regret are both useless weights that provide no drag. They never did anything to slow down the planet for one goddamned second.”

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17. “And I’m pretty sure that everyone in the Pacific Northwest heard Ryan Dean West shout, “YOUSTEPPEDONMYFUCKINGNUTSYOUSONOFABITCH!”

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18. “I hold together pretty well, considering how much my atoms have been through.”

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19. “I began to consider the fact that maybe history is actually the great destroyer of free will.”

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20. “I suppose the things that transform your life don’t appear as you fancifully imagine they will.”

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21. “There is something inside all boys that drives us to go away again and again and again.”

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22. “The television was on. Leslie Mitchell had been watching a program about how to cook lamb when Hungry Jack came in and started eating him.”

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23. “The end of the world was one week old and it was getting out of hand.”

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24. “I stomped to the door, which was dumb because nobody can hear teenagers stomping in space. What’s the point stopping if no one can hear you?”

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25. “When you think about it, the universe is nothing but this vast knackery of churning black holes and exploding stars, constantly free atoms that collect together and become something else, and something else again.”

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26. “I was certain about this: In the best new language, there would be no words for me or you. Those words have caused all the trouble started by the old languages. In any new language, there should only be we.”

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27. “Please do not shoot us in the balls, EJ Elgin. It is only me, Robby Brees, and my friend, Austin Szerba, who is your next-door neighbor, and we are not rat boys from Mars. We come in peace, and smoking cigarettes.” “Benson.”

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28. “The more time you wait before telling somebody the truth about a secret you’ve been keeping, the longer your path out of the woods gets.”

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29. “I came unglued and went back together the wrong way and fell apart again.”

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30. “History shows that an examination of the personal collection of titles in any man’s library will provide something of a glimpse into his soul.”

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31. “I’m foolishly self-conscious.”

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32. “All roads lead past shooting ranges, liquor stores, and gay bars. Wanderlust is part of the American Spirit.”

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33. “What kind of world did our fathers abandon us to?”

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34. “History chews up sexually uncertain boys, and spits us out as recycled, generic greeting cards for lonely old men.”

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35. “My natural talent, I think, is in being fine – no matter what is actually going on inside me. I am fine. Nobody ever thinks otherwise.”

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36. “People naturally believe things they see. Nobody argues with the irrefutable postings on YouTube.”

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37. “You must be crazy, after all, if a bird loves you.”

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38. “All good books are about everything, abbreviated.”

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39. “My brother Max nodded knowingly. “Head injuries can answer a lot of questions that genetics are just too afraid to ask.”

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40. “I do not know why, because that is not my job, but history shows that every time a teenage boy opens a permanent marker, he will first sniff it before deciding how to go about defacing the planet.”

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41. “I READ SOMEWHERE that human beings are genetically predisposed to record history. We believe it will prevent us from doing stupid things in the future.”

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