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Top 60 Andy Borowitz Quotes (2024 Update)
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Andy Borowitz Quote: “A race between Perry and Christie would test whether Americans would rather be executed or eaten.”
Andy Borowitz Quote: “The only possible reason the Republicans have declared a war on women is they must think women have oil.”
Andy Borowitz Quote: “Nine months earlier, when Olivia and I were exchanging wedding vows, we made absolutely no mention of shoving enemas up each other’s asses. And yet here we are. This is what it means to love and be loved.”
Andy Borowitz Quote: “An elementary school student in South Carolina stumped him with a gotcha question even more challenging than Hiller’s about the president of Chechnya: What was his favorite book as a child? “I can’t remember any specific books,” he said. Later, responding to a similar query in a written questionnaire, he summoned an answer: The Very Hungry Caterpillar. Though that book might have been his favorite, it was published a year after he graduated from Yale.”
Andy Borowitz Quote: “Given the alarming state of his knowledge, you might wonder what job he could get. Unfortunately, he’s not hypothetical, and the job he got, in 2016, was president of the United States.”
Andy Borowitz Quote: “Who’s the most ignorant person the United States is willing to elect?”
Andy Borowitz Quote: “Over the past fifty years, what some of our most prominent politicians didn’t know could fill a book. This is that book.”
Andy Borowitz Quote: “Quayle was George Bush 2.0, sharing not just the original model’s privileged upbringing but also his hapless steel-cage match with the English language.”
Andy Borowitz Quote: “What happens when you combine ignorance with performing talent? A president who tells the country to inject bleach.”
Andy Borowitz Quote: “I want the president of the United States to be intellectually curious for a simple reason: I think the person running the country should be smarter than I am. We’ve just lived through the alternative, and it was only good for the liquor industry.”
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