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Top 25 Andy Richter Quotes (2025 Update)

Andy Richter Quote: “I was prom king. Which is actually saying I was the sixth most popular, because the five who were on homecoming were automatically disqualified from prom, so of course I have to look at it that way.”

1. “I was prom king. Which is actually saying I was the sixth most popular, because the five who were on homecoming were automatically disqualified from prom, so of course I have to look at it that way.”

— Andy Richter

Andy Richter Quote: “There are naked people in boots on a mountain top firing guns.”

2. “There are naked people in boots on a mountain top firing guns.”

— Andy Richter

Andy Richter Quote: “It’s a very nice thing to have a baby.”

3. “It’s a very nice thing to have a baby.”

— Andy Richter

Andy Richter Quote: “If somebody’s looking at pictures of naked people and you go, ‘Oh I don’t want to see that,’ you’re lying. Cause naked people are always interesting. Always. Whether they’re beautiful, or naked or 500 pounds.”

4. “If somebody’s looking at pictures of naked people and you go, ‘Oh I don’t want to see that,’ you’re lying. Cause naked people are always interesting. Always. Whether they’re beautiful, or naked or 500 pounds.”

— Andy Richter

Andy Richter Quote: “I’m not that professional.”

5. “I’m not that professional.”

— Andy Richter

Andy Richter Quote: “One of the big tensions in my life is that I have known the stresses of financial hardship since I was a little kid, and it is the cancer for which I am seeking a cure.”

6. “One of the big tensions in my life is that I have known the stresses of financial hardship since I was a little kid, and it is the cancer for which I am seeking a cure.”

— Andy Richter

Andy Richter Quote: “No, I don’t know any Emily Dickinson poems!”

7. “No, I don’t know any Emily Dickinson poems!”

— Andy Richter

Andy Richter Quote: “Well, I refer to ‘Celebrity Jeopardy ’ as the short-bus ‘Jeopardy,’ because it is a lot easier. Like, there was a whole column basically naming stores in New York.”

8. “Well, I refer to ‘Celebrity Jeopardy ’ as the short-bus ‘Jeopardy,’ because it is a lot easier. Like, there was a whole column basically naming stores in New York.”

— Andy Richter

Andy Richter Quote: “Some people are born with a brain that has this weird, magical mathematical thing that makes them an amazing jazz musician.”

9. “Some people are born with a brain that has this weird, magical mathematical thing that makes them an amazing jazz musician.”

— Andy Richter

Andy Richter Quote: “If you start to just aim for what the audience wants to hear, you’re already hamstrung because you don’t have any freedom.”

10. “If you start to just aim for what the audience wants to hear, you’re already hamstrung because you don’t have any freedom.”

— Andy Richter

Andy Richter Quote: “I’ve always tried to be nice to people, so that sort of translates into popularity, I guess.”

11. “I’ve always tried to be nice to people, so that sort of translates into popularity, I guess.”

— Andy Richter

Andy Richter Quote: “I briefly considered doing Edgar Allan Poe and just swearing a lot.”

12. “I briefly considered doing Edgar Allan Poe and just swearing a lot.”

— Andy Richter

Andy Richter Quote: “I wouldn’t want to be a talk show host. That’s another awkward compliment people make. ‘You should have your own talk show.’ And I think, no thank you.”

13. “I wouldn’t want to be a talk show host. That’s another awkward compliment people make. ‘You should have your own talk show.’ And I think, no thank you.”

— Andy Richter

Andy Richter Quote: “I think the people that are best at something, they don’t think about it much. That’s the whole key to being good at anything.”

14. “I think the people that are best at something, they don’t think about it much. That’s the whole key to being good at anything.”

— Andy Richter

Andy Richter Quote: “I have a wife and child, and I guess that would constitute a family, and sometimes I watch shows where the people aren’t related. And I don’t get nervous, get the sweats, and have to run out of the room. I mean, I can handle it.”

15. “I have a wife and child, and I guess that would constitute a family, and sometimes I watch shows where the people aren’t related. And I don’t get nervous, get the sweats, and have to run out of the room. I mean, I can handle it.”

— Andy Richter

Andy Richter Quote: “I mean, I’ll say the filthiest things in the world, but when it comes down to it, I’m kind of a prude.”

16. “I mean, I’ll say the filthiest things in the world, but when it comes down to it, I’m kind of a prude.”

— Andy Richter

Andy Richter Quote: “At a very basic level, I think television exists for game shows, and I think it always will.”

17. “At a very basic level, I think television exists for game shows, and I think it always will.”

— Andy Richter

Andy Richter Quote: “The thing that’s important for me to focus on is the balancing of the tension between satisfying myself and satisfying an audience, and making something that I think is good and funny, worthwhile, small-“i” important, versus something that’s going to do well.”

18. “The thing that’s important for me to focus on is the balancing of the tension between satisfying myself and satisfying an audience, and making something that I think is good and funny, worthwhile, small-“i” important, versus something that’s going to do well.”

— Andy Richter

Andy Richter Quote: “But I don’t read a lot of fiction. I prefer the nonfiction stuff.”

19. “But I don’t read a lot of fiction. I prefer the nonfiction stuff.”

— Andy Richter

Andy Richter Quote: “I actually find something rewarding about that tension between satisfying myself and satisfying others. Because first of all, I can’t provide my own structure, and that tension provides a structure for me to actually work within.”

20. “I actually find something rewarding about that tension between satisfying myself and satisfying others. Because first of all, I can’t provide my own structure, and that tension provides a structure for me to actually work within.”

— Andy Richter

Andy Richter Quote: “Anything that I read, I read because I’m interested in it.”

21. “Anything that I read, I read because I’m interested in it.”

— Andy Richter

Andy Richter Quote: “I watch mediocre shows that have been on for three or four seasons, and feel angry at them.”

22. “I watch mediocre shows that have been on for three or four seasons, and feel angry at them.”

— Andy Richter

Andy Richter Quote: “My ability to notice that kind of thing, the sanctity of the bubble that you create, has not been so good in a way, in that I notice it concurrently with actually doing the thing. I always notice it in retrospect.”

23. “My ability to notice that kind of thing, the sanctity of the bubble that you create, has not been so good in a way, in that I notice it concurrently with actually doing the thing. I always notice it in retrospect.”

— Andy Richter

Andy Richter Quote: “The people on ‘Quintuplets’ were great, but I wasn’t a producer on that show, and it wasn’t exactly my taste.”

24. “The people on ‘Quintuplets’ were great, but I wasn’t a producer on that show, and it wasn’t exactly my taste.”

— Andy Richter

Andy Richter Quote: “I never just sit down and see what’s on TV anymore. And also, I hate almost everything, so that keeps you reading magazines and doing crossword puzzles or whatever.”

25. “I never just sit down and see what’s on TV anymore. And also, I hate almost everything, so that keeps you reading magazines and doing crossword puzzles or whatever.”

— Andy Richter

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