Top 6 Ari Gold Quotes (2025 Update)

1. “Happiness is a booty call: available and satisfying, but after a few hours, you’re ready to call an Uber and get back to your real commitments.”

— Ari Gold

2. “To be successful, you need friends. To be very successful, you need enemies.”

— Ari Gold

3. “Loving your work doesn’t mean finding a job you can tolerate for eight hours a day, but rather a job that gets you flying out of bed in the morning like a Jack Russell who just had a firecracker stuffed up his ass.”

— Ari Gold

4. “Life is not about learning from your failures; it’s about learning so you don’t fail. In.”

— Ari Gold

5. “Unless you’re in an early seventies-era Eagles cover band, a founding member of a religious cult, or sleeping under a bridge in Seattle, lose the beard and get a haircut. Power doesn’t have time for any form of hirsute hipster self expression.”

— Ari Gold

6. “Retirement isn’t a goal; it’s a sentence.”

— Ari Gold

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