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Top 20 Arj Barker Quotes (2025 Update)

Arj Barker Quote: “I hate all generalisations.”

1. “I hate all generalisations.”

Arj Barker Quote: “I was high on life but eventually I built up a tolerance.”

2. “I was high on life but eventually I built up a tolerance.”

Arj Barker Quote: “I’m in love with a philosophy major, and she doesn’t even know I exist. And what’s worse, she can prove it.”

3. “I’m in love with a philosophy major, and she doesn’t even know I exist. And what’s worse, she can prove it.”

Arj Barker Quote: “A woman is a highly developed, deeply intelligent, infinitely complicated being. And it needs to be carefully tricked into doing things.”

4. “A woman is a highly developed, deeply intelligent, infinitely complicated being. And it needs to be carefully tricked into doing things.”

Arj Barker Quote: “I’m thinking of switching banks, and my friend said, ‘Well, what’s wrong with Citibank?’ Well, they can’t spell ‘city.’ I hope their math is better than their English is.”

5. “I’m thinking of switching banks, and my friend said, ‘Well, what’s wrong with Citibank?’ Well, they can’t spell ‘city.’ I hope their math is better than their English is.”

Arj Barker Quote: “Just open your heart man and accept that people are gay. Thousands, probably millions of people are gay. And until we find a cure – we will practice unconditional love and tolerance towards these people. And we will let them get married because they’re easier to track that way.”

6. “Just open your heart man and accept that people are gay. Thousands, probably millions of people are gay. And until we find a cure – we will practice unconditional love and tolerance towards these people. And we will let them get married because they’re easier to track that way.”

Arj Barker Quote: “I believe that if you go on a date and get to second base and then you go home alone and rub one out, that’s like runs batted in.”

7. “I believe that if you go on a date and get to second base and then you go home alone and rub one out, that’s like runs batted in.”

Arj Barker Quote: “I fainted last night! Luckily I was going to bed at the time so I didn’t get hurt.”

8. “I fainted last night! Luckily I was going to bed at the time so I didn’t get hurt.”

Arj Barker Quote: “It’s gotten to the point where I think my friends would rather hang out with their own kids than hang out with me. And I’m like, “Alright, but where’s the loyalty, man. I’ve known you for twenty-five years. How long have you known your baby, like, a month?””

9. “It’s gotten to the point where I think my friends would rather hang out with their own kids than hang out with me. And I’m like, “Alright, but where’s the loyalty, man. I’ve known you for twenty-five years. How long have you known your baby, like, a month?””

Arj Barker Quote: “I was troubled by the presence of a shoe museum because it forced me to ask a very burning question: would my body be able to physically survive the amount of dope I would need to smoke in order to visit a shoeseum?”

10. “I was troubled by the presence of a shoe museum because it forced me to ask a very burning question: would my body be able to physically survive the amount of dope I would need to smoke in order to visit a shoeseum?”

Arj Barker Quote: “You can get tested now for early onset Alzheimer’s. Hold on a second, could someone hire a marching band, cause I’m so happy I feel like having a parade. You mean I can find out early if I’m going to die of a super horrible disease that there’s no cure for? Well, whoopee!”

11. “You can get tested now for early onset Alzheimer’s. Hold on a second, could someone hire a marching band, cause I’m so happy I feel like having a parade. You mean I can find out early if I’m going to die of a super horrible disease that there’s no cure for? Well, whoopee!”

Arj Barker Quote: “I’m not even worried about settling down. I think it’s way too early. I’m 25 and I’m in show business. I mean, if things go well, my wife hasn’t even been born yet.”

12. “I’m not even worried about settling down. I think it’s way too early. I’m 25 and I’m in show business. I mean, if things go well, my wife hasn’t even been born yet.”

Arj Barker Quote: “I love New York, though I’ll never eat any of the ice creams that they sell in the park. That’s just disgusting. You see the little picture of them? They all have a little bite taken out of them already.”

13. “I love New York, though I’ll never eat any of the ice creams that they sell in the park. That’s just disgusting. You see the little picture of them? They all have a little bite taken out of them already.”

Arj Barker Quote: “I’m trying to feel terrified and alone. And regret every decision I’ve ever made, drenched in a cold sweat. It’s called going to sleep. Maybe you’ve heard of it.”

14. “I’m trying to feel terrified and alone. And regret every decision I’ve ever made, drenched in a cold sweat. It’s called going to sleep. Maybe you’ve heard of it.”

Arj Barker Quote: “My friend and I were up to all sorts of shenanigans at school. But one time it ended up disrupting the whole class and we got in trouble. His parents told him he wasn’t allowed to hang out with me any more. I had a friendship break-up in third grade. It was brutal.”

15. “My friend and I were up to all sorts of shenanigans at school. But one time it ended up disrupting the whole class and we got in trouble. His parents told him he wasn’t allowed to hang out with me any more. I had a friendship break-up in third grade. It was brutal.”

Arj Barker Quote: “Nobody can ever learn our military’s secrets – unless, you know, they happen to have the Discovery Channel. Then, it’s pretty easy, just tune in for a few minutes.”

16. “Nobody can ever learn our military’s secrets – unless, you know, they happen to have the Discovery Channel. Then, it’s pretty easy, just tune in for a few minutes.”

Arj Barker Quote: “I deserve someone who likes me for who I am pretending to be.”

17. “I deserve someone who likes me for who I am pretending to be.”

Arj Barker Quote: “I never smoke grass and drive my car because, for one thing, no matter how many letters I write to the road commissions, they still refuse to start designing highways with second-chance exits.”

18. “I never smoke grass and drive my car because, for one thing, no matter how many letters I write to the road commissions, they still refuse to start designing highways with second-chance exits.”

Arj Barker Quote: “I just got a new iPod. It’s got 80 gigabytes. Because I like to jog for three weeks at a time and I do not want to hear the same song twice.”

19. “I just got a new iPod. It’s got 80 gigabytes. Because I like to jog for three weeks at a time and I do not want to hear the same song twice.”

Arj Barker Quote: “My general rule of thumb is, once something’s a ride at Disneyland, I assume that it is no longer a threat in real life. Which is why I don’t expect to get attacked by a giant tea cup anytime soon.”

20. “My general rule of thumb is, once something’s a ride at Disneyland, I assume that it is no longer a threat in real life. Which is why I don’t expect to get attacked by a giant tea cup anytime soon.”

Arj Barker Quote: “I never thought I’d be a comedian. But, growing up, I simply loved watching comedy. The ’80s was huge for comedy in the US. Eddie Murphy blew me away with his film Delirious.”

21. “I never thought I’d be a comedian. But, growing up, I simply loved watching comedy. The ’80s was huge for comedy in the US. Eddie Murphy blew me away with his film Delirious.”

Arj Barker Quote: “You know the little camel on the pack of cigarettes? They just found out that’s not even a camel. It’s actually a horse with a big, old tumor growing out of its mouth.”

22. “You know the little camel on the pack of cigarettes? They just found out that’s not even a camel. It’s actually a horse with a big, old tumor growing out of its mouth.”

Arj Barker Quote: “From an early age, I was trying to get laughs, but it wasn’t a conscious thing. I think I was about six months old when I first realized I needed friends in life and making people laugh worked for me. By nine months, I came out of my shell.”

23. “From an early age, I was trying to get laughs, but it wasn’t a conscious thing. I think I was about six months old when I first realized I needed friends in life and making people laugh worked for me. By nine months, I came out of my shell.”

Arj Barker Quote: “I was a typical kid. I dug holes in the yard, threw rocks, had plum battles with the neighbours and used trash can lids as shields. I was always outside getting dirty.”

24. “I was a typical kid. I dug holes in the yard, threw rocks, had plum battles with the neighbours and used trash can lids as shields. I was always outside getting dirty.”

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