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Artie Lange Quote: “But I live an interesting life and I can tell a pretty good story and it has helped my career. But the downside is people know everything.”

51. “But I live an interesting life and I can tell a pretty good story and it has helped my career. But the downside is people know everything.”

— Artie Lange

Artie Lange Quote: “Eddie Murphy said once in an interview that nothing is offensive if it’s funny. I sort of agree with that, but if something’s funny and you’re the subject of it, sometimes it’s more offensive. If someone’s insulting you, you want them to sound like an idiot.”

52. “Eddie Murphy said once in an interview that nothing is offensive if it’s funny. I sort of agree with that, but if something’s funny and you’re the subject of it, sometimes it’s more offensive. If someone’s insulting you, you want them to sound like an idiot.”

— Artie Lange

Artie Lange Quote: “I am not the easiest guy to live with. It is probably the lack of stability in my life.”

53. “I am not the easiest guy to live with. It is probably the lack of stability in my life.”

— Artie Lange

Artie Lange Quote: “If you are a black woman, you get two history months in a row.”

54. “If you are a black woman, you get two history months in a row.”

— Artie Lange

Artie Lange Quote: “It was an Easter Egg hunt where the eggs were all brown and only one kid was looking.”

55. “It was an Easter Egg hunt where the eggs were all brown and only one kid was looking.”

— Artie Lange

Artie Lange Quote: “Comedians, we’re just people who whine. But we happen to be funny when we whine.”

56. “Comedians, we’re just people who whine. But we happen to be funny when we whine.”

— Artie Lange

Artie Lange Quote: “The regular guy still relates to him and Howard is a $500 million guy now who dates a model and drives about in a limo all day. But Howard still knows how to make a plumber laugh and those guys still have him on in the morning, because he is a real talent.”

57. “The regular guy still relates to him and Howard is a $500 million guy now who dates a model and drives about in a limo all day. But Howard still knows how to make a plumber laugh and those guys still have him on in the morning, because he is a real talent.”

— Artie Lange

Artie Lange Quote: “I had a career before the Stern show, on Mad TV. I was on the first two seasons of that and I got kicked off it because of possession of cocaine.”

58. “I had a career before the Stern show, on Mad TV. I was on the first two seasons of that and I got kicked off it because of possession of cocaine.”

— Artie Lange

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