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Bauvard Quote: “Some people won’t have kids, but I’m not going to have parents. I’m burning their birth certificates and defacing their gravestones tonight.”

51. “Some people won’t have kids, but I’m not going to have parents. I’m burning their birth certificates and defacing their gravestones tonight.”

Bauvard Quote: “Education: learning to find your purpose. Upon finding your purpose: what did I learn?”

52. “Education: learning to find your purpose. Upon finding your purpose: what did I learn?”

Bauvard Quote: “The only way to tell a fable is to introduce a human. The only way to tell a proverb is to introduce your grandfather.”

53. “The only way to tell a fable is to introduce a human. The only way to tell a proverb is to introduce your grandfather.”

Bauvard Quote: “After all else, there’s more yet: I don’t know what, though.”

54. “After all else, there’s more yet: I don’t know what, though.”

Bauvard Quote: “The stoic contemplates fallen leaves; the epicure rakes them into a loveseat.”

55. “The stoic contemplates fallen leaves; the epicure rakes them into a loveseat.”

Bauvard Quote: “Performance enhancements are most impressive when used by that sedentary athlete, the videogamer. After he turns to hitchhiking in disgrace, his giant thumbs can take him anywhere.”

56. “Performance enhancements are most impressive when used by that sedentary athlete, the videogamer. After he turns to hitchhiking in disgrace, his giant thumbs can take him anywhere.”

Bauvard Quote: “The problem with our society is that our values aren’t in the right place. There’s an awful lot of bleeding and naked bodies on prime-time networks, but not nearly enough cable television on public programming.”

57. “The problem with our society is that our values aren’t in the right place. There’s an awful lot of bleeding and naked bodies on prime-time networks, but not nearly enough cable television on public programming.”

Bauvard Quote: “Aping the lower class will only lead to fatherless children, unusable muscles, and the fear of tomorrow’s sobriety.”

58. “Aping the lower class will only lead to fatherless children, unusable muscles, and the fear of tomorrow’s sobriety.”

Bauvard Quote: “A ransom note, the true test of unconditional love.”

59. “A ransom note, the true test of unconditional love.”

Bauvard Quote: “Privatization will always be a timid ideology as long as architects are allowed to unveil their buildings.”

60. “Privatization will always be a timid ideology as long as architects are allowed to unveil their buildings.”

Bauvard Quote: “Rioter: a person who wants dinner, and needs a TV to eat it with.”

61. “Rioter: a person who wants dinner, and needs a TV to eat it with.”

Bauvard Quote: “I have never sought to displease; I merely seek pleasure and avoid the pain it causes those who work to produce it. That is what it means to live by the leisure principle.”

62. “I have never sought to displease; I merely seek pleasure and avoid the pain it causes those who work to produce it. That is what it means to live by the leisure principle.”

Bauvard Quote: “The French: a people who have used their sophisticated culture and beautiful language to bequeath to the world the sliced potato.”

63. “The French: a people who have used their sophisticated culture and beautiful language to bequeath to the world the sliced potato.”

Bauvard Quote: “Don’t take drugs. Asking politely promotes healthy stereotypes.”

64. “Don’t take drugs. Asking politely promotes healthy stereotypes.”

Bauvard Quote: “Be true to your divided selves. They’re the only ones who will support you in moments of vacillation.”

65. “Be true to your divided selves. They’re the only ones who will support you in moments of vacillation.”

Bauvard Quote: “It’s best to only exercise when the air conditioning is working properly outside. A strong wind ensures one doesn’t sweat very much.”

66. “It’s best to only exercise when the air conditioning is working properly outside. A strong wind ensures one doesn’t sweat very much.”

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