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Top 10 Benny Hill Quotes (2025 Update)

Benny Hill Quote: “Live everyday as though it’s your last ’cause one day you’ll be right.”

1. “Live everyday as though it’s your last ’cause one day you’ll be right.”

Benny Hill Quote: “Never play leapfrog with a unicorn.”

2. “Never play leapfrog with a unicorn.”

Benny Hill Quote: “Just because nobody complains doesn’t mean all parachutes are perfect.”

3. “Just because nobody complains doesn’t mean all parachutes are perfect.”

Benny Hill Quote: “Have you noticed that all the people in favor of birth control are already born?”

4. “Have you noticed that all the people in favor of birth control are already born?”

Benny Hill Quote: “Why would I make one woman so miserable when I can make so many women very happy?”

5. “Why would I make one woman so miserable when I can make so many women very happy?”

Benny Hill Quote: “That’s what show business is, sincere insincerity.”

6. “That’s what show business is, sincere insincerity.”

Benny Hill Quote: “Do unto others, then run.”

7. “Do unto others, then run.”

Benny Hill Quote: “Girls are like pianos. When they’re not upright, they’re grand.”

8. “Girls are like pianos. When they’re not upright, they’re grand.”

Benny Hill Quote: “I never yell, I never tell, but I’m grateful as hell.”

9. “I never yell, I never tell, but I’m grateful as hell.”

Benny Hill Quote: “The odds against there being a bomb on a plane are a million to one, and against two bombs a million times a million to one. Next time you fly, cut the odds and take a bomb.”

10. “The odds against there being a bomb on a plane are a million to one, and against two bombs a million times a million to one. Next time you fly, cut the odds and take a bomb.”

Benny Hill Quote: “I’m not against half naked girls – not as often as I’d like to be.”

11. “I’m not against half naked girls – not as often as I’d like to be.”

Benny Hill Quote: “I thought I couldn’t afford to take her out and smoke as well. So I gave up cigarettes. Then I took her out and one day I looked at her and thought: ‘Oh well,’ and I went back to smoking again, and that was better.”

12. “I thought I couldn’t afford to take her out and smoke as well. So I gave up cigarettes. Then I took her out and one day I looked at her and thought: ‘Oh well,’ and I went back to smoking again, and that was better.”

Benny Hill Quote: “Those hot pants of hers were so damned tight, I could hardly breathe.”

13. “Those hot pants of hers were so damned tight, I could hardly breathe.”

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