Top 6 Bernard Manning Quotes (2025 Update)

Bernard Manning Quote: “I once bought my kids a set of batteries for Christmas with a note on it saying, toys not included.”

1. “I once bought my kids a set of batteries for Christmas with a note on it saying, toys not included.”

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2. “I’m not saying my mother-in-law is fat – because she is of reasonable size, and I care about her and her self-image.”

— Bernard Manning

3. “I’ve got cheekier with age. You can get away with murder when you’re 71 years old. People just think I’m a silly old fool.”

— Bernard Manning

4. “We used to sleep five to a bed and three of them used to wet the bed. I learnt to swim before I could walk.”

— Bernard Manning

5. “I’m glad I’m not bisexual. I couldn’t stand being rejected by men as well as women.”

— Bernard Manning

6. “Uncyclopedia isn’t funny anymore.”

— Bernard Manning

Quotes About Kids

Christmas Quotes

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Positive Quotes

Quotes About Kids

KIDS

Christmas Quotes

CHRISTMAS WINTER HOLIDAY

Motivational Quotes

INSPIRATIONAL SUCCESS MOTIVATIONAL

Inspirational Entrepreneurship Quotes

ENTREPRENEURSHIP BUSINESS INSPIRATIONAL

Positive Quotes

POSITIVITY

Albert Einstein Quotes

SCIENCE LIFE

Startup Quotes

ENTREPRENEURSHIP BUSINESS INSPIRATIONAL

Steve Jobs Quotes

ENTREPRENEURSHIP BUSINESS APPLE

SUCCESS

COURAGE MOTIVATIONAL STRENGTH

Life Quotes

LIFE

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