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Top 10 Billy Gardell Quotes (2024 Update)

Billy Gardell Quote: “Sometimes WRONG is worth the FUNNY!”

1. “Sometimes WRONG is worth the FUNNY!”

— Billy Gardell

Billy Gardell Quote: “Look, you know, you can’t please everybody. I’m a stand-up comic. I know that. It doesn’t matter how funny you are and how well you do, there’s two people that are going to walk out of there hating you.”

2. “Look, you know, you can’t please everybody. I’m a stand-up comic. I know that. It doesn’t matter how funny you are and how well you do, there’s two people that are going to walk out of there hating you.”

— Billy Gardell

Billy Gardell Quote: “I have been a big guy all my life, I am not going to lose a bunch of weight, because then you’re like that weird fat person that got skinny but still has a big head. I don’t want to do that. So I’m just trying.”

3. “I have been a big guy all my life, I am not going to lose a bunch of weight, because then you’re like that weird fat person that got skinny but still has a big head. I don’t want to do that. So I’m just trying.”

— Billy Gardell

Billy Gardell Quote: “I’m from Minnesota! I used to work Knuckleheads at the Mall of America as a stand-up. I spent New Year’s there once. I’m not trying to namedrop.”

4. “I’m from Minnesota! I used to work Knuckleheads at the Mall of America as a stand-up. I spent New Year’s there once. I’m not trying to namedrop.”

— Billy Gardell

Billy Gardell Quote: “I always like to find those little mom-and-pop sandwich places, or diners. Those are my favorite kind of places.”

5. “I always like to find those little mom-and-pop sandwich places, or diners. Those are my favorite kind of places.”

— Billy Gardell

Billy Gardell Quote: “I mean, yeah, I want to lose some weight! I’m doing the best I can.”

6. “I mean, yeah, I want to lose some weight! I’m doing the best I can.”

— Billy Gardell

Billy Gardell Quote: “You need a wisecracking buddy standing next to you? That’s the role for me. You got the guys who are knock-down, drag-out handsome. That’s what people want to see. Let that guy be the hero. But there’s always a role for the Everyman.”

7. “You need a wisecracking buddy standing next to you? That’s the role for me. You got the guys who are knock-down, drag-out handsome. That’s what people want to see. Let that guy be the hero. But there’s always a role for the Everyman.”

— Billy Gardell

Billy Gardell Quote: “You start realizing that maybe you’re the one night a month that people have out, and they don’t need to hear your political views or how dark you can get. They just want to laugh for an hour and go home. Once I wrapped my head around that, my act evolved accordingly.”

8. “You start realizing that maybe you’re the one night a month that people have out, and they don’t need to hear your political views or how dark you can get. They just want to laugh for an hour and go home. Once I wrapped my head around that, my act evolved accordingly.”

— Billy Gardell

Billy Gardell Quote: “Whenever I realize I’m being a goofball, I write it down. When I release the joke onstage, I love watching the effect it has on the audience. No one wants to see someone talk who takes themselves too seriously.”

9. “Whenever I realize I’m being a goofball, I write it down. When I release the joke onstage, I love watching the effect it has on the audience. No one wants to see someone talk who takes themselves too seriously.”

— Billy Gardell

Billy Gardell Quote: “Stand-up will always come first. I’ve been doing it for 22 years, and nothing compares to that connection you have with the audience. It’s euphoric.”

10. “Stand-up will always come first. I’ve been doing it for 22 years, and nothing compares to that connection you have with the audience. It’s euphoric.”

— Billy Gardell

Billy Gardell Quote: “I chewed up a lot of Florida highway when I was starting out. Used to come to Tampa two or three times a year for about 10 years straight.”

11. “I chewed up a lot of Florida highway when I was starting out. Used to come to Tampa two or three times a year for about 10 years straight.”

— Billy Gardell

Billy Gardell Quote: “I like those older theaters – the acoustics are perfect, I mean, you just have that feel of there’s been a thousand shows in there and now you get to be one.”

12. “I like those older theaters – the acoustics are perfect, I mean, you just have that feel of there’s been a thousand shows in there and now you get to be one.”

— Billy Gardell

Billy Gardell Quote: “As a comic, I’ve heard gunshots while I’m trying to get to sleep. I’ve performed where people wanted to do you harm after the show because of something you said.”

13. “As a comic, I’ve heard gunshots while I’m trying to get to sleep. I’ve performed where people wanted to do you harm after the show because of something you said.”

— Billy Gardell

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