Top 7 Bruce McCall Quotes (2025 Update)

1. “If the general attitude of Canadians toward their mighty neighbor to the south could be distilled into a single phrase, that phrase would probably be “Oh, shut up.””

— Bruce McCall

2. “Six Secrets to Being a Successful Humorist 1. Be scared, unhappy, and an outcast as a kid. 2. Drop out of high school. 3. Spend time alone. 4. Don’t take a comedy course. 5. Read other humorists but don’t worship them. 6. Don’t get your hopes up.”

— Bruce McCall

3. “It’s easy to see golf not as a game at all but as some whey-faced, nineteenth-century Presbyterian minister’s fever dream of exorcism achieved through ritual and self-mortification.”

— Bruce McCall

4. “You can parody almost anything.”

— Bruce McCall

5. “Not even Barbra Streisand celebrates herself as tirelessly as golf celebrates itself.”

— Bruce McCall

6. “I’m a great admirer of cartoons, because I can’t do cartoons.”

— Bruce McCall

7. “No game designed to be played with the aid of personal servants by right-handed men who can’t even bring along their dogs can be entirely good for the soul.”

— Bruce McCall

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