Top 200 Charlaine Harris Quotes (2024 Update)
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101. “When the second hour of Fiji’s open house was almost at an end, a mother from Davy said, “How on earth do you get it to look like the cat is talking?” “Oh, did it look realistic?” Fiji had to struggle to keep a smile on her face. “It was so cute! It said, ‘Get off my tail or I’ll smother you in your sleep.’” “Just some batteries and a CD!” Fiji said. “And isn’t that just what a cat should say?”

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102. “Bring it on, fur-ass!”

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103. “Maybe she was being so hoity-toity because she didn’t have her own fairy godmother.”

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104. “The cruelty of children is more shocking than the cruelty of adults. Not only was I shocked, I was angry. But it felt somehow wrong, unhealthy, to be so furious with a child.”

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105. “My mother finally took me to a child psychologist, who knew exactly what I was, but she just couldn’t accept it and kept trying to tell my folks I was reading their body language and was very observant, so I had good reason to imagine I heard people’s thoughts. Of course, she couldn’t admit I was literally hearing people’s thoughts because that just didn’t fit into her world.”

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106. “Self-pity is like chocolate; as you get older, you can only afford a little bit.”

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107. “Bill said, “She is mine.” I wondered if my hands would move. They would. I raised both of them, making an unmistakable one-fingered gesture. Eric laughed, and Bill said “Sookie!” in shocked admonishment. “I think that Sookie is telling us she belongs to herself,” Eric said softly.”

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108. “If I was getting harder, it was in response to the world around me.”

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109. “Maybe I hadn’t been a big dating success because I was a boring person, but possibly it had been because I had limited tolerance for all this preliminary maneuvering and signal reading. – Aurora.”

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110. “I added to my mental list of the odd things I’d done that day. I’d entertained the police, sunbathed, visited at a mall with some fairies, weeded and killed someone. Now it was powdered-corpse removal time. And the day wasn’t over yet.”

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111. “Food that walked and talked, that was us. McPeople.”

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112. “If it pleases you and you can write at all, it’s gonna please somebody else.”

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113. “Life should imitate romance literature far more often.”

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114. “I really, really wanted to lose awareness of the here and now. The best way for me to do that was bury myself in a book.”

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115. “We can’t leave this world without leaving a lot of detritus behind. We never go out as cleanly as we come in; and even when we come in, there’s the afterbirth.”

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116. “Only a group lack of imagination could account for people not wondering what went on in the dark around them.”

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117. “So, on the whole, I’d have to say that no, people don’t change, but they CAN learn to behave differently. I want to believe otherwise. If you have an argument that says I’m wrong, I’d be glad to hear it.”

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118. “This book is dedicated to all the people who told me they enjoyed Dead Until Dark. Thanks for the encouragement.”

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119. “People are really interested in the concept of eternal youth in this plastic-surgery culture.”

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120. “I thought about making biscuits, but there seemed to be more than enough calories on board.”

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121. “It can be tiring knowing so many people with hidden depths,” Joe said. “Some days, shallow is good.”

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122. “That was an idea I didn’t want to have. But you can’t erase a thought; once you’ve had it, it’s there to stay.”

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123. “Life had sure been simpler when I hadn’t dated.”

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124. “When I thought of Eric with someone else, I wanted to rip out all his beautiful blonde hair. By the roots. In clumps.”

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125. “Oklahoma is very beautiful, and Eric loves beauty, but he already has that in you.”

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126. “You have a vampire living in your basement, and you’re stunned by a talking cat?”

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127. “I’m supposed to be a christian, but most days I don’t feel like I can even presume to say that about myself any longer. I have a lot of mad left over. When I can’t sleep, I think about the other people who didn’t care how much pain and trouble they caused me. And I think about how good I’d feel if they died.”

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128. “He gave me a look sure to put frost on anyone’s pumpkin.”

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129. “There are three motels in Davy if you go north, and at least six over in Marthasville if you go west. If you go to the interstate, there are a skadillion places to stay.”

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130. “Not a creature was stirring, not even an elf.”

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131. “Of course I am grateful, and I’m sure you are, as you put it, a special vintage,” Bill said politely, “But I have my own wine cellar.”

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132. “Men! Dead or alive, they could be exactly the same.”

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133. “If Hunter hadn’t been there, I would’ve picked up the phone to call Eric. I would’ve asked him to bring a shovel and come to help me dig a body up. That was what a boyfriend should do, right? But I couldn’t leave Hunter alone in the house, and I would’ve felt terrible if I’d ask Eric to go out in the woods by himself, even though I knew he wouldn’t think anything about it. In fact, probably he’d have sent Pam.”

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134. “Sweetheart,” Bill said formally, “I have always loved you, and I will be proud to die in your service. When I’m gone, say a prayer for me in a real church.”

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135. “I’d always enjoyed life, and I knew I would again. But I was going to have to slog through a lot of bad patches to get there.”

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136. “Sometimes life just hands you more than you take. Then you just accept.”

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137. “No threatening the cat!” Mr. Snuggly said.”

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138. “Trees had died to make these forms, and that seemed a great pity to me.”

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139. “And by golly, love sure was a battlefield. Benatar was right about that.”

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140. “When you’ve been really beaten, you realize that you are just an envelope of skin, an easily penetrated envelope that holds together a lot of fluids and some rigid structures, which in their turn can simply be broken and invaded.”

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141. “As exits go, that’s a good one.” It was pretty hard to have the last word with a vampire.”

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142. “There’s not much I dislike more than being addressed as “Hey you” and being poked with a finger.”

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143. “It was like being around a particularly irritating two-year-old.”

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144. “I realized that I was really tired of people popping on and off of my property like it was a train station on the supernatural railroad.”

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145. “There is plenty of justice on television, but not so much in the real world. Maybe that’s why so many of us like television so much.”

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146. “I am self-educated from genre books.”

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147. “If it’s easy to be friendly she will be. If the wind blows the other way her friendship will be gone. And I’m thinking the wind is blowing the other way. She has found some other way to be an important person in her own right by hating others.”

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148. “Eric moved the broom experimentally and made an attempt to sweep the glass into the pan while it lay in the middle of the floor. Of course, the pan slid away. Eric scowled. I’d finally found something Eric did poorly.”

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149. “I was embarrased, horrified and absolutely ready to jump him!”

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150. “Finally, I drew in a long breath. It was noisy and painful and just heaven.”

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