Top 6 Charles Timmerman Quotes (2025 Update)

Charles Timmerman Quote: “What did the plate say to the napkin? “Dinner is on me.”

1. “What did the plate say to the napkin? “Dinner is on me.”

2. “Why do you never see elephants hiding up in trees? Because they’re really good at it. I’m reading an anti-gravity book. I can’t put it down!”

— Charles Timmerman

3. “I couldn’t figure out how the seat belt worked. Then it just clicked.”

— Charles Timmerman

4. “When does a joke become a dad joke? When it becomes apparent. I, for one, like Roman numerals. Yesterday, a clown held a door open for me. I thought it was a nice jester. Why is it a bad idea to iron your four-leaf clover? Because you shouldn’t press your luck.”

— Charles Timmerman

5. “Why didn’t the skeleton cross the road? Because he had no guts. A good steak pun is a rare medium well done. A horse walks into a bar. The bartender says, “Hey.” The horse says, “Sure.”

— Charles Timmerman

6. “I invented a new word today: plagiarism.”

— Charles Timmerman

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