Top 6 Charles Timmerman Quotes (2024 Update)

1. “Why do you never see elephants hiding up in trees? Because they’re really good at it. I’m reading an anti-gravity book. I can’t put it down!”

— Charles Timmerman

2. “I invented a new word today: plagiarism.”

— Charles Timmerman

3. “When does a joke become a dad joke? When it becomes apparent. I, for one, like Roman numerals. Yesterday, a clown held a door open for me. I thought it was a nice jester. Why is it a bad idea to iron your four-leaf clover? Because you shouldn’t press your luck.”

— Charles Timmerman

4. “Why didn’t the skeleton cross the road? Because he had no guts. A good steak pun is a rare medium well done. A horse walks into a bar. The bartender says, “Hey.” The horse says, “Sure.”

— Charles Timmerman

5. “I couldn’t figure out how the seat belt worked. Then it just clicked.”

— Charles Timmerman

6. “What did the plate say to the napkin? “Dinner is on me.”

— Charles Timmerman

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