Top 100 Charlie Jane Anders Quotes (2024 Update)

1. “Genres are like the surface of the ocean. There are waves and things moving, but you don’t instantly see all the reefs and ecosystems that’s happening beneath the surface.”

— Charlie Jane Anders

2. “You know... no matter what you do, people are going to expect you to be someone you’re not. But if you’re clever and lucky and work your butt off, then you get to be surrounded by people who expect you to be the person you wish you were.”

— Charlie Jane Anders

3. “Live every day as if you’ve come back in time from a dystopian future to try and prevent everything from breaking.”

— Charlie Jane Anders

4. “Part of how they make you obey is by making obedience seem peaceful, while resistance is violence. But really, either choice is about violence, one way or another.”

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5. “When the world turns chaotic, we must be the better part of chaos.”

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6. “Society is the choice between freedom on someone else’s terms and slavery on yours.”

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7. “No,” the bird said. “Please! Don’t lock me up. I would prefer you just kill me now.”

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8. “Loose ends are cool... Loose ends mean that you are still living your life. The person who dies with the most loose ends wins.”

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9. “People really don’t understand the technology they’re using. It’s been talked about a lot. Apple products in particular are designed in such a way that’s harder to get in and understand what processes are going on.”

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10. “If you’re a writer, you don’t serve genres. Genres serve you. Like, if you’re writing a science fiction story set on a spaceship, you don’t have to have someone thrown out an airlock.”

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11. “Sometimes I wish I was crazy, it would make everything easier.”

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12. “I think that the most basic thing of ethics is being aware of how your actions affect others, and having an awareness of what they want and how they feel.”

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13. “We don’t need better emotional communication from machines. We need people to have more empathy. The reason the Uncanny Valley exists is because humans created it to put other people into. It’s how we justify killing each other.”

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14. “Nature has no opinion, no agenda. Nature provides a playing field, a not particularly level one, on which we compete with all creatures great and small. It’s more that nature’s playing field is full of traps.”

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15. “The secret to a successful webcomic is to trick people into believing they will only get all the jokes if they read regularly. By the time they realize there are no jokes for them to get, they’ve invested too much time to quit, and they can’t admit they’ve been duped,” said Kevin. “There is a whole art to creating nonexistent jokes that appear to go over everyone’s head. It’s much harder than creating actual jokes.”

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16. “I found a wounded bird,” Patricia said. “It can’t fly, its wing is ruined.”

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17. “But the real point is, how do you ever know your own emotions are spontaneous and genuine, and not just a programmed set of responses?”

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18. “We could not ‘break’ nature if we spent a million years trying. This planet is a speck, and we are specks on a speck. But our little habitat is fragile, and we cannot live without it.”

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19. “Patricia didn’t look back. She heard Tommington yelling for a long time, until they crossed a big line of trees. They got lost twice more, and at one point Dirrp began weeping into his good wing, before they stumbled across the track that led to the secret Tree. And from there, it was just a steep backbreaking climb, up a slope studded with hidden roots.”

— Charlie Jane Anders

20. “Trust hipsters to make even the collapse of civilization unbearably twee.”

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21. “What?” Patricia looked at her knees, through the thready holes in her denim overalls, and thought her kneecaps looked like weird eggs. “What?” She looked over at the sparrow in the bucket, who was in turn studying her with one eye, as if trying to decide whether to trust her.”

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22. “There are no requirements when you’re using a particular genre. It’s not like the genre is your boss and you have to do what it says. You can make use of the genre any way you want to, as long as you can make it work.”

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23. “Hernan always says that a perfect moment of beauty can last forever. But maybe some moments are so ugly that they never end, either. All you can do is be patient with yourself.”

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24. “Now Laurence felt self-conscious. People should not see him having a crazy argument with his Caddy – with Peregrine. He hustled away from the beach, away from Judah and the tiny hippie outpost, heading Sloatward. Losing himself in the night, in the Outer Outer Sunset.”

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25. “Magic was always bound to claim her in the end, in retrospect, but love was the most susceptible to random failure of all human enterprises.”

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26. “Self-awareness paradoxically requires an awareness of the other.”

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27. “The only thing that makes life tolerable is that people forget most of the stupid things I say as soon as I finish saying them.”

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28. “I mean, we’re grown-ups now. Allegedly. And we feel things less than we did when we were kids, because we’ve grown so much scar tissue, or our senses have dulled. I think it’s probably healthy. I mean, little kids don’t have to make decisions, unless something’s very wrong. Maybe you can’t make up your mind as easily, if you feel too much. You know?”

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29. “The trap that can be ignored is no trap.”

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30. “He went to make coffee. Because when you have just heard about the possible transformation of the human race into feral monsters you need to be doing something with your hands and creating something hot and comforting for another person.”

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31. “I wish I still had my grandmother’s ring so I could give it to her the right way. Except now, he was also thinking, Please god let me not blow this, let this not be a huge mistake.”

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32. “I think that technology is much more mysterious to the people using it than, say, the automobile was. This isn’t an original observation, but a lot of the smart devices people rely on now really do feel like magic to a lot of us.”

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33. “I found a wounded bird,” Patricia said. “It can’t fly, its wing is ruined.” “I bet I can make it fly,” Roberta said, and Patricia knew she was talking about her rocket launcher. “Bring it here. I’ll make it fly real good.”

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34. “Well.” The bird seemed to think about this for a moment. “You don’t know how to heal a broken wing, do you?” He flapped his bad wing. He’d looked just sort of gray-brown at first, but up close she could see brilliant red and yellow streaks along his wings, with a milk-white belly and a dark, slightly barbed beak.”

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35. “A society that has to burn witches to hold itself together is a society that has already failed, and just doesn’t know it yet.”

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36. “I am, as you know, a fan of nature, said Reginald. And yet, nature doesn’t find ways to do anything. Nature has no opinion, no agenda. Nature provides a playing field, a not particularly level one, on which we compete with all creatures great and small.”

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37. “Listen to yourself, hear your own footsteps, your breaths, your heartbeats, oh, how many rhythms you make as you come and go! you are an orchestra.”

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38. “People here are not accustomed to seeing economic disputes settled with guns, but every economy runs on bullets, one way or another.”

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39. “Captivity is worse than death for a bird like me,” the sparrow said. “Listen. You can hear me talking. Right? That means you’re special. Like a witch! Or something. And that means you have a duty to do the right thing. Please.”

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40. “Knowledge is justice.”

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41. “Every human can be a wizard.”

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42. “If I could turn people into turtles, there would be turtles everywhere.”

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43. “All this time as a mad scientist why didn’t he have a shrink ray or stun gun in his closet somewhere? He had been wasting his life.”

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44. “At last they were on top of the tree, which swayed a little in the wind. Tommington was not following them. Patricia looked around twice in all directions before she saw a round fur shape scampering on the ground nearby. “Stupid cat!” she shouted. “Stupid cat! You can’t get us!”

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45. “People who told you to “think fast” were always those who thought much more slowly than you did.”

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46. “We’re doing serious research here,” said Tanaa. “Nothing is a toy. Well, except for Six-Fingered Steve.” She gestured at the tiny tap-dancing robot, who heard his name and made jazz hands with too many digits. Disturbing, as always.”

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47. “Maybe you don’t get to choose how you make peace, or what kind of peace you make. You count yourself lucky if peace doesn’t run away from you.”

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48. “Your friend would control nature,” said the Tree, rustling through each syllable one by one. “A witch must serve nature.”

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49. “Earlier, if you had a piece of technology, anyone could theoretically take it apart and put it back together again, and understand how it works. Some people would do that with the technology that they owned. It’s not as easy to do that today. Most users wouldn’t even think to do anything like that.”

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50. “We’re lost in the woods,” Patricia said with a shiver. “I’m probably going to be eaten by a bear.”

— Charlie Jane Anders