Top 100 Chetan Bhagat Quotes (2024 Update)

1. “Be so busy Improving your self that you have no time to criticize others.”

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2. “Don’t be serious, be sincere.”

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3. “Work hard, but make time for your love, family and friends. Nobody remembers PowerPoint presentations on your final day.”

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4. “When you fly high people will throw stones at you. Don’t look down. Just fly higher so the stones won’t reach you.”

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5. “A wise man can be a fool in love.”

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6. “It is time to face real world, even if it is harder and painful. I’d rather fly and crash, than just snuggle and sleep.”

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7. “Sometimes life is not about what u want to do but what u ought to do.”

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8. “When a woman comes into your life, things organize themselves.”

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9. “I m human, I m not perfect. Although, I make mistakes all the time.”

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10. “The pretty girl is always right.”

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11. “Marble flooring is to a Punjabi what a foreign degree is to a Tamilian.”

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12. “Sometimes in your life you just meet someone or hear something that nudges you on the right path. And that becomes the best advice. It could just be a bit of commonsense said in a way that resonates with something in you. It’s nothing new, but because it connects with you it holds meaning for you.”

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13. “In relationship there are always two types of person: one weaker and the other stronger one. It’s never easier to live being as weaker one!”

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14. “The word “future” and females is a dangerous combination.”

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15. “We know we are all tarnished, so we doubt everyone else too. It is sad situation, where we need a leader but cannot really trust anyone.”

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16. “The younger generation is surrounded by the Internet, apps, and video games. But somehow, my books make them read.”

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17. “From biscuit to brides, if there is anything their children really want, parents have a problem.”

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18. “The world’s most sensible person and the biggest idiot both stay within us. The worst part is, you can’t even tell who is who.”

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19. “The world’s most funniest and easiest thing is to give an advice...”

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20. “Don’t quit. It will happen one day.”

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21. “Why should any guy want to be only friends with a girl? It’s like agreeing to be near a chocolate cake and never eat it. It’s like sitting in a racing car but not driving it.”

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22. “The real middle class India that has always been looking for a voice that is its very own. I write about it because I belong to it.”

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23. “A bad boss is like a disease of the soul.”

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24. “Life may not offer you the same chance twice.”

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25. “Sometimes it is hard to explain why you find a person beautiful.”

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26. “Jealousy is a rather enjoyable emotion to watch.”

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27. “Pretty girls behave best when you ignore them. Of course, they have to know you are ignoring them, for otherwise they may not even know you exist.”

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28. “Nothing soothes an upset Punjabi like dairy products.”

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29. “In our education system, we are taught to munch figures and remember them for lifetime. But does it help? We are not taught how to make decisions.”

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30. “How can such scary looking parents create something so cute?”

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31. “Even now I try to make each page compelling for the readers to get absorbed in the book.”

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32. “I think original voices get noticed. But most importantly, I think you should have a story to tell.”

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33. “Tiny bumps in time shape our lives, even though we spend hours trying to make long-term plans.”

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34. “That’s what human relationships are about – selective sharing and hiding of information to the point of crazy confusion.”

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35. “Sometimes, when nobody is by your side, you have to become your own cheering squad.”

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36. “Admiration passes, love endures.”

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37. “She had perfect features, with her eye, nose, lips, and ears the right size and in right places. That is all it takes to make people beautiful, normal body parts – yet why does nature mess it up so many times?”

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38. “Don’t fall in love with her again, a voice within me warned. You never fell out of love with her, another voice countered with an evil laugh.”

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39. “Someone who will love you like you deserve to be loved. I.”

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40. “This is how we girls are. At times we want to be wanted, even when we deny it.”

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41. “Certificates from top US universities adorned the walls like tiger head in a hunter’s home.”

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42. “Girls never tell you anything straight out anyway. You have to interpolate and extrapolate their responses to figure out what’s on their mind.”

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43. “Life is not to be taken seriously, as we are really temporary here. We are like a pre-paid card with limited validity. If we are lucky, we may last another 50 years. And 50 years is just 2,500 weekends. Do we really need to get so worked up? It’s ok, bunk a few classes, goof up a few interviews, fall in love. We are people, not programmed devices.”

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44. “Corporate types love to pretend their life is exciting. The whispers, fist-pumping and animated hand gestures are all designed to lift our job description from what it really is – that of an overpaid clerk.”

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45. “Rules, after all, are only made so you can work around them.”

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46. “Let’s be honest: the trappings of investment banking are quite tempting. I do miss it sometimes. And to be honest, there was a time I’d read the ‘WSJ’ in the morning, and for years I have done that.”

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47. “Everyone is a psycho, and the average of all psychos is what we call normal.”

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48. “Forgiving doesn’t make the person who hurt you feel better, it makes you feel better.”

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49. “Because knowledge is not for showing off. If I do good work, people should notice me.”

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50. “There are times in life you wish dinosaurs weren’t extinct and could be whistled to come and gulp you down.”

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