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Top 8 Chloe Seager Quotes (2025 Update)

Chloe Seager Quote: “Oh my God. Why did he only have a semi?! Do I not merit a full erection?”

1. “Oh my God. Why did he only have a semi?! Do I not merit a full erection?”

— Chloe Seager

Chloe Seager Quote: “EVIDENCE: Heed my warning. DO NOT make life decisions that will actually affect your future based around someone you like. Even if you think you may ‘love’ them. It is not worth it. You will end up like me. I am doing a whole extra AS level because I am an idiot .”

2. “EVIDENCE: Heed my warning. DO NOT make life decisions that will actually affect your future based around someone you like. Even if you think you may ‘love’ them. It is not worth it. You will end up like me. I am doing a whole extra AS level because I am an idiot .”

— Chloe Seager

Chloe Seager Quote: “PROS: I’m not nice. I’m not not pretty, when I bother to brush my hair. I have an encyclopedic knowledge of rubbish TV shows. I have a blog, too, though it’s mainly dedicated to self-pity, and it never results in cake.”

3. “PROS: I’m not nice. I’m not not pretty, when I bother to brush my hair. I have an encyclopedic knowledge of rubbish TV shows. I have a blog, too, though it’s mainly dedicated to self-pity, and it never results in cake.”

— Chloe Seager

Chloe Seager Quote: “I like YOU! I’ve liked you since before hitting puberty! Since before dinosaurs walked the Earth! Since before the old Taylor Swift died!”

4. “I like YOU! I’ve liked you since before hitting puberty! Since before dinosaurs walked the Earth! Since before the old Taylor Swift died!”

— Chloe Seager

Chloe Seager Quote: “She nodded and smiled, but I could feel that she was slightly disappointed in me. Like Ms Parker when I answer every question in English with ‘It’s a metaphor for desire.”

5. “She nodded and smiled, but I could feel that she was slightly disappointed in me. Like Ms Parker when I answer every question in English with ‘It’s a metaphor for desire.”

— Chloe Seager

Chloe Seager Quote: “Yes, the smiley at the end makes everything better. Much less scary.”

6. “Yes, the smiley at the end makes everything better. Much less scary.”

— Chloe Seager

Chloe Seager Quote: “I’ve fostered a substantial, almost protective affection for this particular group. These aren’t just any fifty people I don’t care about, these are my fifty people I don’t care about.”

7. “I’ve fostered a substantial, almost protective affection for this particular group. These aren’t just any fifty people I don’t care about, these are my fifty people I don’t care about.”

— Chloe Seager

Chloe Seager Quote: “I know for a fact that he regularly steals from self-checkouts and sticks his gum underneath desks. Those are not the actions of a moral person.”

8. “I know for a fact that he regularly steals from self-checkouts and sticks his gum underneath desks. Those are not the actions of a moral person.”

— Chloe Seager

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