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Top 15 Chris Farley Quotes (2025 Update)

Chris Farley Quote: “I can get a great look at a t-bone steak by shoving my head up a bull’s ass but I’d rather take the butchers word for it.”

1. “I can get a great look at a t-bone steak by shoving my head up a bull’s ass but I’d rather take the butchers word for it.”

— Chris Farley

Chris Farley Quote: “First off I am 35 years old, I am divorced, and I live in a van down by the river.”

2. “First off I am 35 years old, I am divorced, and I live in a van down by the river.”

— Chris Farley

Chris Farley Quote: “You gotta fight for your right to vote!”

3. “You gotta fight for your right to vote!”

— Chris Farley

Chris Farley Quote: “I live in a van, down by the river!”

4. “I live in a van, down by the river!”

— Chris Farley

Chris Farley Quote: “I’m just dandy, I got a bowl of chocolate pudding in my underpants.”

5. “I’m just dandy, I got a bowl of chocolate pudding in my underpants.”

— Chris Farley

Chris Farley Quote: “I want to live fast and die young.”

6. “I want to live fast and die young.”

— Chris Farley

Chris Farley Quote: “In the land of the skunks he who has half a nose is king.”

7. “In the land of the skunks he who has half a nose is king.”

— Chris Farley

Chris Farley Quote: “I have what doctors call a little bit of a weight problem.”

8. “I have what doctors call a little bit of a weight problem.”

— Chris Farley

Chris Farley Quote: “Brothers don’t shake hands, brothers gotta HUG!!!”

9. “Brothers don’t shake hands, brothers gotta HUG!!!”

— Chris Farley

Chris Farley Quote: “Basically, I only play one character; I just play him at different volumes.”

10. “Basically, I only play one character; I just play him at different volumes.”

— Chris Farley

Chris Farley Quote: “People need a time to laugh. It’s up to us to bonk ourselves on the head and slip on a banana peel so the average guy can say, ‘I may be bad, honey, but I’m not as much of an idiot as that guy on the screen.’”

11. “People need a time to laugh. It’s up to us to bonk ourselves on the head and slip on a banana peel so the average guy can say, ‘I may be bad, honey, but I’m not as much of an idiot as that guy on the screen.’”

— Chris Farley

Chris Farley Quote: “The point is, how do you know the Guarantee Fairy isn’t a crazy glue sniffer.”

12. “The point is, how do you know the Guarantee Fairy isn’t a crazy glue sniffer.”

— Chris Farley

Chris Farley Quote: “Everybody laughs when fatty falls down.”

13. “Everybody laughs when fatty falls down.”

— Chris Farley

Chris Farley Quote: “I have a tendency toward the pleasures of the flesh. It’s a battle for me, as far as weight and things like that. But I’m curbing them because I want to continue to do comedy, and the two don’t mix. So I try to fight those demons.”

14. “I have a tendency toward the pleasures of the flesh. It’s a battle for me, as far as weight and things like that. But I’m curbing them because I want to continue to do comedy, and the two don’t mix. So I try to fight those demons.”

— Chris Farley

Chris Farley Quote: “Once I thought that if I just had enough in the bank, if I had enough fame, that it would be all right. But I’m a human being like everyone else. I’m not exempt.”

15. “Once I thought that if I just had enough in the bank, if I had enough fame, that it would be all right. But I’m a human being like everyone else. I’m not exempt.”

— Chris Farley

Chris Farley Quote: “I used to think that you could get to a level of success where the laws of the universe didn’t apply. But they do. It’s still life on life’s terms, not on movie-star terms. I still have to work at relationships. I still have to work on my weight and some of my other demons.”

16. “I used to think that you could get to a level of success where the laws of the universe didn’t apply. But they do. It’s still life on life’s terms, not on movie-star terms. I still have to work at relationships. I still have to work on my weight and some of my other demons.”

— Chris Farley

Chris Farley Quote: “I still have to work on my weight and some of my other demons.”

17. “I still have to work on my weight and some of my other demons.”

— Chris Farley

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