Top 30 Christine Zolendz Quotes (2024 Update)

1. “True love always comes back.”

— Christine Zolendz

2. “You deserve so much more. Never let anyone in this world put you down. No one has the right to make you feel less than you are. Let no one change who you are.”

— Christine Zolendz

3. “I may have loved to read my romance and smut novels, but I was not blinded by the ‘fiction’ part of it all. I knew the difference between what was real and what came from a hopeless romantic’s imagination.”

— Christine Zolendz

4. “Holy fellatio! You are standing there licking him up with your eyes! Do you freaking hear the old seventies porn music playing in your head?”

— Christine Zolendz

5. “I want my best friend back. I want the best thing that ever happened to me back. And I promise you I will make you fall in love with me all over again. This time, it’ll be the forever kind.”

— Christine Zolendz

6. “A decent guy doesn’t just get born and grow up to be Mr. Perfect. They need to be created by a woman. They’re like a dumb blank lump of clay and you have to mold them into what you want them to be, while erasing all the horrible internet porn they’ve watched growing up” – LEA.”

— Christine Zolendz

7. “It’s just another case of unfairness. The caterpillar does all the work and the butterfly gets all the glory.”

— Christine Zolendz

8. “Don’t go chasing love and attention and respect. If he isn’t going to give it willingly to you, it’s really not worth having then.”

— Christine Zolendz

9. “You shoot like a girl,” she laughed smoothly, then lifted her gun and shot me right between the eyes. There was nothing left to do but tackle her. So I did.”

— Christine Zolendz

10. “Anyone who says forty is the new twenty can suck it – if they can bend over enough to reach it. It’s more like the new ninety, because you’re now seriously pondering when Death will ring your doorbell in the form of those everyday pains and aches that now torture your once hot, tight body.”

— Christine Zolendz

11. “Here’s my lesson to you: Don’t wish for a knight in shining armor. You’ll just end up spending most of your time doing lots of polishing. And that armor tarnishes faster than any other substance on earth; instead, spend that time on yourself.”

— Christine Zolendz

12. “Love wasn’t forcing someone to feel the same thing you do for your own benefit. Love is patiently waiting for centuries to touch someone’s lips again, love was giving up everything of yourself to let someone else be safe. Love is that breathless feeling when you want someone. It’s the need to be a part of someone or you won’t feel whole.”

— Christine Zolendz

13. “I want you to introduce me to all of them, because I think I finally found someone whose demons would play nice with my own.”

— Christine Zolendz

14. “It took all my restraint not to fall to my knees in front of her and beg her to love me.”

— Christine Zolendz

15. “I love eating meat and she always tried to ruin it. I’d get a rare steak, chew it slowly in front of her, and moo. People like her make you revert back to your worst adolescent behavior. Please say you eat meat.”

— Christine Zolendz

16. “Come on, Charlie, come with me down the rabbit hole.”

— Christine Zolendz

17. “I didn’t even have a choice about falling in love with you.”

— Christine Zolendz

18. “All human actions have one or more of these seven causes: chance, nature, compulsion, habit, reason, passion, and desire. Aristotle.”

— Christine Zolendz

19. “And society doesn’t help us with this; just think if women all over the world banned together and decided that they really felt comfortable in their own bodies and with their own thoughts, there would be a ton of various industries out of business.”

— Christine Zolendz

20. “Charlie. If someone ever breaks your wings, you just got to find some other way to fly. Show them what you’re worth, Charlie. Nobody should set your value but you.”

— Christine Zolendz

21. “You need to tell me what’s going on. Tell me something, babe. I can’t do this anymore, this sick twisted worrying, I need more of the story.” The sad smile he offered me pulled at my insides, “I don’t want half of you, or bits and pieces, baby. I bloody want all of you.”

— Christine Zolendz

22. “The only dancing I did now was the bee-bop dance step I do when I’m trying to get my pants down fast enough, so I don’t pee before I sit down.”

— Christine Zolendz

23. “I’m like a robot most of the time. Going through motions, getting through life one day at a time.”

— Christine Zolendz

24. “I’ve waited for what feels like two thousand years to tell you how much I love you and to touch your lips again.”

— Christine Zolendz

25. “And dear God, the sight alone made me vomit up at least five rounds of drinks and that night’s appetizer. Every light in my apartment was on. They drank a bottle of my wine, and they ate my Godiva chocolate. What kind of woman steals another woman’s chocolate?”

— Christine Zolendz

26. “Not all the sugar frosting and colored sprinkles, chocolate pieces and coconut crumbles, can disguise a piece of garbage. It’s still a load of garbage, babe.”

— Christine Zolendz

27. “I wish there was a device implanted in out brains to record memories, so we could play them back and watch them whenever we wanted, like old home movies.”

— Christine Zolendz

28. “I have no doubt in my mind that you have had that effect on men, since I feel like I’ve died every time you’ve smiled at me.”

— Christine Zolendz

29. “Amen,” he whispered against my lips. “Charlie... been all over the world, seen so many places, but I swear my favorite place is against your lips.”

— Christine Zolendz

30. “In another life, Shane, if I was anybody but me, I would have loved to be loved by you.”

— Christine Zolendz

31. “I believe I moan out some sort of unintelligible sound, but I’m not sure. Who can be sure? The dull bulb overhead flickers and makes a sizzling sound. Damn, I’m in a place where even the bugs are killing themselves.”

— Christine Zolendz

32. “Oh, and let’s not forget that there seems to be a gang of idiotic, fallen angels after me. Honestly, they could all kiss my ass.”

— Christine Zolendz

33. “She brought me back from the dead. I never realized how ugly my insides were until she showed me what beauty really was.”

— Christine Zolendz

34. “Whatever love she would accept from me, I wanted to give her until she could one day love me back. I could love this woman enough for both of us. I could love her for the rest of my life.”

— Christine Zolendz