Top 50 Christopher Meloni Quotes (2024 Update)

1. “If you try hard enough, you can bend the spoon; you can shift reality.”

— Christopher Meloni

2. “I’m a nudist at heart.”

— Christopher Meloni

3. “You can be childlike without being childish. A child always wants to have fun. Ask yourself, ‘Am I having fun?’”

— Christopher Meloni

4. “Life is never straightforward or emotionally black and white.”

— Christopher Meloni

5. “You can be childlike without being childish.”

— Christopher Meloni

6. “The reason why I hate working in theatre is the tedium of memorisation. But once that is done, then you feast on this never-ending meal. If you play it correctly, every night is fraught with very high stakes that are very difficult to find in everyday life.”

— Christopher Meloni

7. “I love my children beyond all reason. They’re my joy, even when they’re wild with kid energy.”

— Christopher Meloni

8. “I’m so busy these days. I forget everything but my lines.”

— Christopher Meloni

9. “If I could only get people to rub my belly for good lucky and then throw money in my fountain, it’d be a perfect world.”

— Christopher Meloni

10. “TV’s hard work. I don’t know how the hell Angela Lansbury survived doing ‘Murder, She Wrote’ all those years. And sure, everyone wants to be Bruce Willis or George Clooney – they want to be in film for the range of characters you get to play.”

— Christopher Meloni

11. “You couldn’t pay me enough to be a law enforcement officer. Their job is a tough job. You have to solve people’s problems, you have to baby-sit people, you have to always be doing this cat-and-mouse game with the bad guys. My respect for them is immense.”

— Christopher Meloni

12. “I love my lifestyle now, but at the end of nine months, you’re toast. You are toast. It’s like running a marathon. You can’t think while you’re doing it. Especially when different directors come in who are not part of the posse, the circle.”

— Christopher Meloni

13. “When I portray Stabler, I have to shave every day and cut my hair every week! And then, I really like to change my looks for films like ‘Harold and Kumar Go to White Castle’ where I have the pleasure of playing the ugliest man in the world.”

— Christopher Meloni

14. “I rarely see one of the ‘summer blockbuster’ movies. I’d like to see a stronger focus on smaller, smarter movies.”

— Christopher Meloni

15. “I’d have to say Bali’s my favorite place that I’ve visited.”

— Christopher Meloni

16. “Look, I hate to sound like Pollyanna, but I literally can’t wait to get to work in the morning. I’ve got steady jobs, I’ve got my health, and I’m here in the greatest city in the world. I’d be a pig not to be grateful.”

— Christopher Meloni

17. “My wife has brought great beauty into my life. And my daughter has brought me nothing but joy. Those qualities were greatly lacking.”

— Christopher Meloni

18. “But I came from a conservative Republican background.”

— Christopher Meloni

19. “I still have a dream of one day – I would love to hire a semi-retired contractor and just build a house – him and I building a house for me. I would truly love to do that.”

— Christopher Meloni

20. “I think we present extreme aspects of human behavior and hopefully get at times, messages across or bring issues to the table or as we so often say, shed light into the dark crevices of human nature.”

— Christopher Meloni

21. “It is a weird feeling to have people go, ‘Hey Chris’ like they know me. But, number one, 99 percent of my experiences have been really cool. People couldn’t be nicer and more positive.”

— Christopher Meloni

22. “I love feeling the crispness of fall and the sensuality of spring.”

— Christopher Meloni

23. “I’d like to go away for six months and learn to kiteboard and windsurf. I love pinochle, I love chess and I love windsurfing.”

— Christopher Meloni

24. “In my own defense, I wrote a one-man show, and that to me was more where I fit.”

— Christopher Meloni

25. “It’s great to be recognized when I’m looking for a table at a crowded restaurant, but I still don’t put it to best use. I’m such a lump. I won’t cut the line. It’s my Catholic guilt. I gotta get used to it.”

— Christopher Meloni

26. “Hate is a draining bottomless pit from whence nothing good or of any value can come. Try to eat a balanced diet. Guys only want one thing.”

— Christopher Meloni

27. “It’s always been kind of weird to me because when you give someone an autograph, you’re looking down at a piece of paper and once you sign it the person moves on.”

— Christopher Meloni

28. “I take this art very seriously and passionately. I love what I do. You can’t help but grow. That’s not to say you don’t make mistakes or make bad choices, but that’s part of the art. Painters paint bad paintings.”

— Christopher Meloni

29. “If you take life at face value, it loses its luster pretty quickly. If you go after it, you get more out of it.”

— Christopher Meloni

30. “I took acting classes in college, and once I graduated, I decided to give acting a shot when I couldn’t really think of anything else to do. It took me a couple of years to get an agent, and my first big break was The Fanelli Boys, which was a sitcom on NBC. Then I did a few television movies.”

— Christopher Meloni

31. “I didn’t get into acting to be a public service announcer or an advocate and yet, by virtue of this show and how we handle the subject matter that we’ve been given, that’s kind of how it’s evolved in certain ways.”

— Christopher Meloni

32. “My mother raised three children on her own and my dad was a doctor working 16 hours a day.”

— Christopher Meloni

33. “I’m just an actor, but if the extra part of it is that I’m helping people or people are being helped by the virtue of what we’re doing, then that’s just a really nice added extra.”

— Christopher Meloni

34. “I have worried about getting pigeon-holed, but now I think I’ve done enough weird, offbeat stuff not to be. And I also know that I do things for the right reasons: I’ve made my money, so I don’t have to say yes to anything.”

— Christopher Meloni

35. “We went online to surrogacy agencies. We interviewed lots of people – and I have to say, with all due respect, some of them were freaks. I was very leery of the process the whole way through.”

— Christopher Meloni

36. “Whoever envisions not one but two series in New York?”

— Christopher Meloni

37. “I’m always learning from experiences because each one is different and there are different players involved in the project at the time with their own way of doing things.”

— Christopher Meloni

38. “I think to be a successful comic, you have to be exceptionally smart and exceptionally perceptive.”

— Christopher Meloni

39. “But when you’re a working actor – and that’s what you keep saying in your head, how blessed you are to have a job – and you are working with heavyweights, working with the best guys in TV, it’s pretty cool. Exhausting, but cool.”

— Christopher Meloni

40. “De Niro was a hero of mine. And Sean Penn. But I’ve realized I can’t operate at that level of intensity. That’s okay for movies. On TV, when you live with horror day in and day out, you have to protect yourself.”

— Christopher Meloni

41. “You can watch any episode you want and have a compelling story being told.”

— Christopher Meloni

42. “I like intellectual journeys.”

— Christopher Meloni

43. “I’ve written a couple screenplays and half-finished plays.”

— Christopher Meloni

44. “I love to act. I need to act. It’s the big itch I need to scratch.”

— Christopher Meloni

45. “I don’t get called very often to play innocents.”

— Christopher Meloni

46. “I’ve got the best of all worlds. It’s every actor’s dream to wake up in New York City and go to an acting job rather than to a restaurant to wash dirty dishes. And I live so close to the studios that I ride my bike to work.”

— Christopher Meloni

47. “Crime is one of the leads of the show. If there’s ever anything that deals with a character’s personal life, you don’t have to worry about it getting too crazy. People don’t have to worry about character arcs. Each episode is a self-contained unit.”

— Christopher Meloni

48. “My first thought when I came here was that I understood why there are so many great Irish writers – because there is something mystical in the air. There’s always this cloudy, moody sky and it’s challenging.”

— Christopher Meloni

49. “I really love to act; I love everything about it. I’ve never had this addiction to being known. I mean, sure, if you go into acting, there’s part of you that is saying, ‘I want attention’ but I was brought up to work to deserve attention, and it is the work, not the trappings that are important.”

— Christopher Meloni

50. “The surprising thing about fatherhood was finding my inner mush. Now I want to share it with the world.”

— Christopher Meloni