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Top 5 Cracked.com Quotes (2025 Update)

Cracked.com Quote: “Long before the Italian Renaissance, the Islamic caliphs realized that the Greeks and Romans had been onto something with that book-learning stuff, and they used this realization to revolutionize astronomy, literature, physics, philosophy, and architecture. Still bored, they went ahead and invented algebra and modern medicine as well.”
Cracked.com Quote: “The Academy of Motion Picture Arts and Sciences was so outraged at Disney for murdering all of those lemmings that they gave White Wilderness an Oscar for Best Documentary. The world is a terrible and unfair place, kids!”
Cracked.com Quote: “Remember: Nature hates you so much that pretty much everything around you right now is actively trying to kill you.”
Cracked.com Quote: “Every time you encounter information that runs contradictory to your beliefs, regardless of how irrefutable it may be, your mind will spin the facts in any way it can to keep you shielded from humiliation.”
Cracked.com Quote: “The story was so thoroughly believed that a Springfield, Massachusetts, missionary society resolved to send missionaries to the moon to convert and civilize the bat-men, apparently unaware that bat-men have lost all faith since they saw their parents gunned down in that alleyway.”
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