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Top 25 Dan Castellaneta Quotes (2025 Update)

Dan Castellaneta Quote: “Sometimes the only way you can feel good about yourself is by making someone else look bad. And I’m tired of making other people feel good about themselves.”

1. “Sometimes the only way you can feel good about yourself is by making someone else look bad. And I’m tired of making other people feel good about themselves.”

— Dan Castellaneta

Dan Castellaneta Quote: “I’m not a bad guy! I work hard, and I love my kids. So why should I spend half my Sunday hearing about how I’m going to Hell?”

2. “I’m not a bad guy! I work hard, and I love my kids. So why should I spend half my Sunday hearing about how I’m going to Hell?”

— Dan Castellaneta

Dan Castellaneta Quote: “There is no strong beer, just weak men.”

3. “There is no strong beer, just weak men.”

— Dan Castellaneta

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Dan Castellaneta Quote: “Kill myself? Killing myself is the last thing I’d ever do. Now I have a purpose, a reason to live. I don’t care who I have to face, I don’t care who I have to fight, I will not rest until this street gets a stop sign!”

4. “Kill myself? Killing myself is the last thing I’d ever do. Now I have a purpose, a reason to live. I don’t care who I have to face, I don’t care who I have to fight, I will not rest until this street gets a stop sign!”

— Dan Castellaneta

Dan Castellaneta Quote: “Go ahead and play the blues if it’ll make you happy.”

5. “Go ahead and play the blues if it’ll make you happy.”

— Dan Castellaneta

Dan Castellaneta Quote: “English? Who needs to spend time learning that? I’m never going to England!”

6. “English? Who needs to spend time learning that? I’m never going to England!”

— Dan Castellaneta

Dan Castellaneta Quote: “Operator! Give me the number for 911!”

7. “Operator! Give me the number for 911!”

— Dan Castellaneta

Dan Castellaneta Quote: “Beer. Now there’s a temporary solution.”

8. “Beer. Now there’s a temporary solution.”

— Dan Castellaneta

Dan Castellaneta Quote: “Getting out of jury duty is easy. The trick is to say you’re prejudiced against all races.”

9. “Getting out of jury duty is easy. The trick is to say you’re prejudiced against all races.”

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Dan Castellaneta Quote: “The humor is essentially dark for a cartoon and sophisticated. But at the same time, being a cartoon gives the writers more freedom than in a normal sitcom. It always pushes the line that, despite human failings, the Simpsons are really decent people.”

10. “The humor is essentially dark for a cartoon and sophisticated. But at the same time, being a cartoon gives the writers more freedom than in a normal sitcom. It always pushes the line that, despite human failings, the Simpsons are really decent people.”

— Dan Castellaneta

Dan Castellaneta Quote: “To many, Homer may appear lazy and a loser, but he’s just much misguided. He’s boorish, sure, but well meaning and, I guess, the one thing we have in common is the pursuit of lousy diets.”

11. “To many, Homer may appear lazy and a loser, but he’s just much misguided. He’s boorish, sure, but well meaning and, I guess, the one thing we have in common is the pursuit of lousy diets.”

— Dan Castellaneta

Dan Castellaneta Quote: “If the Bible has taught us nothing else, and it hasn’t, it’s that girls should stick to girls sports, such as hot oil wrestling, foxy boxing, and such and such.”

12. “If the Bible has taught us nothing else, and it hasn’t, it’s that girls should stick to girls sports, such as hot oil wrestling, foxy boxing, and such and such.”

— Dan Castellaneta

Dan Castellaneta Quote: “It is better to watch things then to do them.”

13. “It is better to watch things then to do them.”

— Dan Castellaneta

Dan Castellaneta Quote: “If I were actually Homer Simpson, I’d be getting scripts out the wazoo.”

14. “If I were actually Homer Simpson, I’d be getting scripts out the wazoo.”

— Dan Castellaneta

Dan Castellaneta Quote: “I always enjoyed writing. I did playlets in high school, I did radio shows in college. That’s one of the reasons I went down to Second City, because you could do acting and writing.”

15. “I always enjoyed writing. I did playlets in high school, I did radio shows in college. That’s one of the reasons I went down to Second City, because you could do acting and writing.”

— Dan Castellaneta

Dan Castellaneta Quote: “Oh, everything’s too damned expensive these days. This Bible cost 15 bucks! And talk about a preachy book! Everybody’s a sinner! Except this guy.”

16. “Oh, everything’s too damned expensive these days. This Bible cost 15 bucks! And talk about a preachy book! Everybody’s a sinner! Except this guy.”

— Dan Castellaneta

Dan Castellaneta Quote: “The Simpsons can go anywhere in the world and not worry about any budgetary issues. However, even when the show has had its run, I think the characters can go on in perpetuity.”

17. “The Simpsons can go anywhere in the world and not worry about any budgetary issues. However, even when the show has had its run, I think the characters can go on in perpetuity.”

— Dan Castellaneta

Dan Castellaneta Quote: “I’ve made a kind of pact with myself where I said, It doesn’t matter what it is as long as I’m acting.”

18. “I’ve made a kind of pact with myself where I said, It doesn’t matter what it is as long as I’m acting.”

— Dan Castellaneta

Dan Castellaneta Quote: “If something goes wrong at the plant, blame the guy who can’t speak English.”

19. “If something goes wrong at the plant, blame the guy who can’t speak English.”

— Dan Castellaneta

Dan Castellaneta Quote: “The nice thing is that, at least in Los Angeles, I’m known as a character actor and I do auditions for other things besides just cartoon shows.”

20. “The nice thing is that, at least in Los Angeles, I’m known as a character actor and I do auditions for other things besides just cartoon shows.”

— Dan Castellaneta

Dan Castellaneta Quote: “After years of doing impressions, its time for a change.”

21. “After years of doing impressions, its time for a change.”

— Dan Castellaneta

Dan Castellaneta Quote: “It’s hard to find a play that’s right for me to do. Rather than waiting around for the right script to come along, I decided to write one myself.”

22. “It’s hard to find a play that’s right for me to do. Rather than waiting around for the right script to come along, I decided to write one myself.”

— Dan Castellaneta

Dan Castellaneta Quote: “The Simpsons take up so little time that I’m able to do other things as well.”

23. “The Simpsons take up so little time that I’m able to do other things as well.”

— Dan Castellaneta

Dan Castellaneta Quote: “There are times when the writers ask us to improvise. Sometimes the animators are inspired by what you do, and sometimes you are inspired by what the animators do.”

24. “There are times when the writers ask us to improvise. Sometimes the animators are inspired by what you do, and sometimes you are inspired by what the animators do.”

— Dan Castellaneta

Dan Castellaneta Quote: “After years of doing it, you learn the difference between your ego and your opinion. When you’re married you have to cut through that.”

25. “After years of doing it, you learn the difference between your ego and your opinion. When you’re married you have to cut through that.”

— Dan Castellaneta

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