Top 30 Dana Carvey Quotes (2024 Update)

Dana Carvey Quote: “Am I not turtley enough for the Turtle Club? Turtle! Turtle!”

1. “Am I not turtley enough for the Turtle Club? Turtle! Turtle!”

— Dana Carvey

Dana Carvey Quote: “If I only ran when nothing hurt, I would never run.”

2. “If I only ran when nothing hurt, I would never run.”

— Dana Carvey

Dana Carvey Quote: “You know, sometimes you can’t just take an armadillo, put it in the barn, light it on fire and expect it to make licorice.”

3. “You know, sometimes you can’t just take an armadillo, put it in the barn, light it on fire and expect it to make licorice.”

— Dana Carvey

Dana Carvey Quote: “I’m thirty years old, but I read at the thirty-four-year-old level.”

4. “I’m thirty years old, but I read at the thirty-four-year-old level.”

— Dana Carvey

Dana Carvey Quote: “I always tend to think of all of my shows as possibly my last show. I’m like a junior Springsteen, without the underbite.”

5. “I always tend to think of all of my shows as possibly my last show. I’m like a junior Springsteen, without the underbite.”

— Dana Carvey

Dana Carvey Quote: “You know ladies and gentlemen, a long time ago, there were lots of people, but that was a long time ago.”

6. “You know ladies and gentlemen, a long time ago, there were lots of people, but that was a long time ago.”

— Dana Carvey

Dana Carvey Quote: “I know it’s a cliche, but the whole family is just whacked. I mean, we’re all out of our minds. They’re the funniest, most eccentric bizarre people I’ve ever met, my siblings.”

7. “I know it’s a cliche, but the whole family is just whacked. I mean, we’re all out of our minds. They’re the funniest, most eccentric bizarre people I’ve ever met, my siblings.”

— Dana Carvey

Dana Carvey Quote: “If she were a President, she’d be Babe-raham Lincoln!”

8. “If she were a President, she’d be Babe-raham Lincoln!”

— Dana Carvey

Dana Carvey Quote: “After years of begging, I got my parents to get me a little Craig tape recorder, a reel to reel. Then I started recording voices, or recording Jonathan Winters off television and stuff like that.”

9. “After years of begging, I got my parents to get me a little Craig tape recorder, a reel to reel. Then I started recording voices, or recording Jonathan Winters off television and stuff like that.”

— Dana Carvey

Dana Carvey Quote: “I have no regrets. I wanted to raise the kids and be a present father. When I developed a movie, I was gone for a year. That didn’t really work for me. That isn’t fair to make these life-forms and then disappear.”

10. “I have no regrets. I wanted to raise the kids and be a present father. When I developed a movie, I was gone for a year. That didn’t really work for me. That isn’t fair to make these life-forms and then disappear.”

— Dana Carvey

Dana Carvey Quote: “Describing comic sensibility is near impossible. It’s sort of an abstract silliness, that sometimes the joke isn’t the star.”

11. “Describing comic sensibility is near impossible. It’s sort of an abstract silliness, that sometimes the joke isn’t the star.”

— Dana Carvey

Dana Carvey Quote: “I have this dream life where I get to be a celebrity but I get to navigate the world fairly easily because I’m always in character.”

12. “I have this dream life where I get to be a celebrity but I get to navigate the world fairly easily because I’m always in character.”

— Dana Carvey

Dana Carvey Quote: “I tried to go out for theater or theater arts, but I was too scared or too intimidated. But I had a lot of friends on the cross country team that had great senses of humor.”

13. “I tried to go out for theater or theater arts, but I was too scared or too intimidated. But I had a lot of friends on the cross country team that had great senses of humor.”

— Dana Carvey

Dana Carvey Quote: “I think free speech is probably the coolest thing we have in this country, and again, you can label it hate speech and dismiss it, and then you’re allowed to censor it.”

14. “I think free speech is probably the coolest thing we have in this country, and again, you can label it hate speech and dismiss it, and then you’re allowed to censor it.”

— Dana Carvey

Dana Carvey Quote: “If you just kind of live a regular life and make good ‘Hollywood’ money, you have a certain freedom.”

15. “If you just kind of live a regular life and make good ‘Hollywood’ money, you have a certain freedom.”

— Dana Carvey

Dana Carvey Quote: “You know, Elizabeth Taylor must be in Heaven going, ‘Alright, fire two honey!’”

16. “You know, Elizabeth Taylor must be in Heaven going, ‘Alright, fire two honey!’”

— Dana Carvey

Dana Carvey Quote: “It’s almost like he’s started to sound even more exotic the more people started doing him. I don’t know why, but there’s just something about Al Gore that makes me laugh.”

17. “It’s almost like he’s started to sound even more exotic the more people started doing him. I don’t know why, but there’s just something about Al Gore that makes me laugh.”

— Dana Carvey

Dana Carvey Quote: “While many comics have a secret persona, I fundamentally want to be myself.”

18. “While many comics have a secret persona, I fundamentally want to be myself.”

— Dana Carvey

Dana Carvey Quote: “Please, O ye Lord, keep Jim Bakker behind bars.”

19. “Please, O ye Lord, keep Jim Bakker behind bars.”

— Dana Carvey

Dana Carvey Quote: “I enjoy pushing my characters to the limit. No matter how far out there I go, I look for things that make the characters human.”

20. “I enjoy pushing my characters to the limit. No matter how far out there I go, I look for things that make the characters human.”

— Dana Carvey

Dana Carvey Quote: “I’m a friend of the CEO of Twitter and he showed me how to be on it, but it causes such an uproar if what you post is perceived in a negative light.”

21. “I’m a friend of the CEO of Twitter and he showed me how to be on it, but it causes such an uproar if what you post is perceived in a negative light.”

— Dana Carvey

Dana Carvey Quote: “I’m a real people-pleaser.”

22. “I’m a real people-pleaser.”

— Dana Carvey

Dana Carvey Quote: “I really enjoy being a dad, and maybe I took it too seriously, but I love being around my kids.”

23. “I really enjoy being a dad, and maybe I took it too seriously, but I love being around my kids.”

— Dana Carvey

Dana Carvey Quote: “That’s why modern corporate movie making has become so laborious that comedians are kind of kicked out by 50.”

24. “That’s why modern corporate movie making has become so laborious that comedians are kind of kicked out by 50.”

— Dana Carvey

Dana Carvey Quote: “When people come to see my stand-up, they get a chance to see my characters interact with each other.”

25. “When people come to see my stand-up, they get a chance to see my characters interact with each other.”

— Dana Carvey

Dana Carvey Quote: “I think ABC sort of hoped I would be really like Carol Burnett. I mean literally, I think.”

26. “I think ABC sort of hoped I would be really like Carol Burnett. I mean literally, I think.”

— Dana Carvey

Dana Carvey Quote: “I got lucky. I won the San Francisco Stand-Up Comedy Competition in 1977 while I was still at San Francisco State.”

27. “I got lucky. I won the San Francisco Stand-Up Comedy Competition in 1977 while I was still at San Francisco State.”

— Dana Carvey

Dana Carvey Quote: “I have a theory that if you’re famous more years than you’re not famous, then you get a little nutty.”

28. “I have a theory that if you’re famous more years than you’re not famous, then you get a little nutty.”

— Dana Carvey

Dana Carvey Quote: “Well, I loved variety in television, I loved sketch comedy. At ‘Saturday Night Live,’ I stayed almost seven years.”

29. “Well, I loved variety in television, I loved sketch comedy. At ‘Saturday Night Live,’ I stayed almost seven years.”

— Dana Carvey

Dana Carvey Quote: “I had auditioned for ‘Saturday Night Live’ two or three times before and never really saw myself there. I looked up to Belushi and Bill Murray and Aykroyd and I never saw myself as in their world.”

30. “I had auditioned for ‘Saturday Night Live’ two or three times before and never really saw myself there. I looked up to Belushi and Bill Murray and Aykroyd and I never saw myself as in their world.”

— Dana Carvey

Dana Carvey Quote: “I did a lot of ridiculous television. Between 1980 and ’85 I had no confidence, so I did everything I was told to do.”

31. “I did a lot of ridiculous television. Between 1980 and ’85 I had no confidence, so I did everything I was told to do.”

— Dana Carvey

Dana Carvey Quote: “I never read the tabloids.”

32. “I never read the tabloids.”

— Dana Carvey

Dana Carvey Quote: “My characters all start with rhythms and sounds. Once I hear the voice and get into the rhythm, the attitude and the physicality just come out on their own.”

33. “My characters all start with rhythms and sounds. Once I hear the voice and get into the rhythm, the attitude and the physicality just come out on their own.”

— Dana Carvey

Dana Carvey Quote: “I don’t find biology as interesting as politics and humanism. I talk more about existential stuff.”

34. “I don’t find biology as interesting as politics and humanism. I talk more about existential stuff.”

— Dana Carvey

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