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Top 25 Danny DeVito Quotes (2025 Update)

Danny DeVito Quote: “I’ll tell you one thing, it’s a cruel, cruel world.”

1. “I’ll tell you one thing, it’s a cruel, cruel world.”

— Danny DeVito

Danny DeVito Quote: “Everybody needs money. That’s why they call it money.”

2. “Everybody needs money. That’s why they call it money.”

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Danny DeVito Quote: “The whole point of love is to put someone else’s needs above your own.”

3. “The whole point of love is to put someone else’s needs above your own.”

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Danny DeVito Quote: “We don’t even know if we’re in this room. We could be in a turtle’s dream in outer space.”

4. “We don’t even know if we’re in this room. We could be in a turtle’s dream in outer space.”

— Danny DeVito

Danny DeVito Quote: “A tree falls the way it leans. Be careful the way you lean.”

5. “A tree falls the way it leans. Be careful the way you lean.”

— Danny DeVito

Danny DeVito Quote: “A bad salesman will automatically drop his price. Bad salesmen make me sick.”

6. “A bad salesman will automatically drop his price. Bad salesmen make me sick.”

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Danny DeVito Quote: “In order for the light of gratitude and happiness to shine so brightly, the darkness of how it could be worse must be present.”

7. “In order for the light of gratitude and happiness to shine so brightly, the darkness of how it could be worse must be present.”

— Danny DeVito

Danny DeVito Quote: “What do you call 500 lawyers lying on the bottom of the Ocean? A good start...”

8. “What do you call 500 lawyers lying on the bottom of the Ocean? A good start...”

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Danny DeVito Quote: “I don’t look ahead. I’m right here with you. It’s a good way to be.”

9. “I don’t look ahead. I’m right here with you. It’s a good way to be.”

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Danny DeVito Quote: “I’ve been to the Leaning Tower of Pisa. It’s a tower, and it’s leaning. You look at it, but nothing happens, so then you look for someplace to get a sandwich.”

10. “I’ve been to the Leaning Tower of Pisa. It’s a tower, and it’s leaning. You look at it, but nothing happens, so then you look for someplace to get a sandwich.”

— Danny DeVito

Danny DeVito Quote: “It don’t care whether I’m good enough. It don’t care whether I snore or not. It don’t care which God I pray to. There are only three things with that kind of unconditional acceptance: Dogs, donuts, and money.”

11. “It don’t care whether I’m good enough. It don’t care whether I snore or not. It don’t care which God I pray to. There are only three things with that kind of unconditional acceptance: Dogs, donuts, and money.”

— Danny DeVito

Danny DeVito Quote: “There are two dilemmas that rattle the human skull: How do you hang on to someone who won’t stay? And how do you get rid of someone who won’t go?”

12. “There are two dilemmas that rattle the human skull: How do you hang on to someone who won’t stay? And how do you get rid of someone who won’t go?”

— Danny DeVito

Danny DeVito Quote: “Christmas is a good excuse to eat everything.”

13. “Christmas is a good excuse to eat everything.”

— Danny DeVito

Danny DeVito Quote: “Of course I’ve got lawyers. They are like nuclear weapons, I’ve got em ’cause everyone else has. But as soon as you use them they screw everything up.”

14. “Of course I’ve got lawyers. They are like nuclear weapons, I’ve got em ’cause everyone else has. But as soon as you use them they screw everything up.”

— Danny DeVito

Danny DeVito Quote: “It’s fun to be on the edge. I think you do your best work when you take chances, when you’re not safe, when you’re not in the middle of the road, at least for me, anyway.”

15. “It’s fun to be on the edge. I think you do your best work when you take chances, when you’re not safe, when you’re not in the middle of the road, at least for me, anyway.”

— Danny DeVito

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Danny DeVito Quote: “Even if one doesn’t smoke pot, one has to see the benefits of decriminalizing it.”

16. “Even if one doesn’t smoke pot, one has to see the benefits of decriminalizing it.”

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Danny DeVito Quote: “I’m always studying and I’ve been doing it for a long time now.”

17. “I’m always studying and I’ve been doing it for a long time now.”

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Danny DeVito Quote: “I don’t know. I think it’s funny! I think it’s funny! I go, what? It’s so absurd. I’m alone.”

18. “I don’t know. I think it’s funny! I think it’s funny! I go, what? It’s so absurd. I’m alone.”

— Danny DeVito

Danny DeVito Quote: “A lot of it revolves around food with me because a lot of my life does in a way.”

19. “A lot of it revolves around food with me because a lot of my life does in a way.”

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Danny DeVito Quote: “America’s racist, so what do you expect.”

20. “America’s racist, so what do you expect.”

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Danny DeVito Quote: “So, you pick this stuff here and this stuff there and then you see things in certain ways and you start visualizing and thank God I get the chance to do this. It’s really the greatest thing in the whole wide world.”

21. “So, you pick this stuff here and this stuff there and then you see things in certain ways and you start visualizing and thank God I get the chance to do this. It’s really the greatest thing in the whole wide world.”

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Danny DeVito Quote: “In this movie, you have all the things you love from Tim. All the magic and the whimsy and the surreal, but he also has a fantastic story of a father and son that really gets under your skin.”

22. “In this movie, you have all the things you love from Tim. All the magic and the whimsy and the surreal, but he also has a fantastic story of a father and son that really gets under your skin.”

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Danny DeVito Quote: “It’s just an ice bucket with a bottle in it. The two flute glasses are little tray. I got to shut the curtains. I’m in my boxer shorts and shirt. I’m going to take a bath and go to bed. But I want to shut the blinds so it’s really dark in the room.”

23. “It’s just an ice bucket with a bottle in it. The two flute glasses are little tray. I got to shut the curtains. I’m in my boxer shorts and shirt. I’m going to take a bath and go to bed. But I want to shut the blinds so it’s really dark in the room.”

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Danny DeVito Quote: “The son has always felt like he was a footnote in one of the stories the father tells. The father is an amazing storyteller and one of the tales that he tells is how he met his wife.”

24. “The son has always felt like he was a footnote in one of the stories the father tells. The father is an amazing storyteller and one of the tales that he tells is how he met his wife.”

— Danny DeVito

Danny DeVito Quote: “We did ‘Erin Brockovich,’ we did ‘Man on the Moon,’ we did ‘Living Out Loud,’ but now I’m going to keep going.”

25. “We did ‘Erin Brockovich,’ we did ‘Man on the Moon,’ we did ‘Living Out Loud,’ but now I’m going to keep going.”

— Danny DeVito

Danny DeVito Quote: “I’m shooting in Brooklyn, we’ve got all kinds of crap going on, and I’m all alone now in a big hotel suite that you can’t believe the size of it and a thing sticks in my foot and I just think it’s the funniest thing that’s ever happened to me.”

26. “I’m shooting in Brooklyn, we’ve got all kinds of crap going on, and I’m all alone now in a big hotel suite that you can’t believe the size of it and a thing sticks in my foot and I just think it’s the funniest thing that’s ever happened to me.”

— Danny DeVito

Danny DeVito Quote: “What you do with it and things like that, but I basically chose this after I read it because I thought it was different and funny and unique and dark – things that I like to do.”

27. “What you do with it and things like that, but I basically chose this after I read it because I thought it was different and funny and unique and dark – things that I like to do.”

— Danny DeVito

Danny DeVito Quote: “I love going to all kinds of movies, I screen DVDs in my house, but I go to the theatre a lot in the afternoon. I don’t get bugged because there aren’t many people around.”

28. “I love going to all kinds of movies, I screen DVDs in my house, but I go to the theatre a lot in the afternoon. I don’t get bugged because there aren’t many people around.”

— Danny DeVito

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